eHawk
Commonly found in the MA galaxy, hanging with
shells, though at times she is found in China or
Canada or someplace or other very beer related.
她特喜欢
中文与啤酒.
occasionally thinks of saving the world.


Superpowers: intense knowledge of good and evil
beer, ability to track brewers from a mile away,
nearly insane internal alarm clock powers allowing
early morning rising even after a long
mission. Aside from great no-sleep or little-sleep
skills, she also has a +3 cooking ability. her
hair nearly counts as a new form of weapon or
helmet. if you put your hand in there you may
lose it.


Pilot fact: as the lightsaber was taking its sweet
old time dilly dallying at the playa, this pilot
was knighted with a ship... and she still has her
head!



Dislikes: the word heinie

moonlights as masokist's personal assistant

Recruited: 060916
Recruited By: pecan
Knighted: 060916
Initiated By: Masokist
Missions: 39
Light Years: 592.701
Experience: 

Jobs Taken

Airlock:9
Damage Control:4
Deck Officer:11
Filmer:2
Flat Bag:2
Food Wrangler:3
Medi Bag:2
Mission Leader:5
Mission Reporter:11
MRC Officer:2
Navigator:1
Paper Wrangler:1
Print Jockey:1
Recycler:1
Sentry:1
Skynet Operator (post-mission):2
Skynet Operator (pre-mission):6
Still Cam:1
Tailgunner:5
Tool Bag:2

Bonuses

Hi-Five:225
Cup:97
Fort Reconstruction:5
Misc Bonus:3294
MRC--Basic:47
SCUL Website:1
Helmet:1

Ships

Missions

Date Mission Ship
090718 Peeecamatic: Pechanical Schadenfreude
090613 Chicken Little Rides Again! Yer Mom
090404 Aplhamission Devastation
081025 Radiation Schmadiation Devastation
081011 Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk Devastation
081004 Skunk Day Devastation
080920 Don't Tell Mom II - Electric Boogaloo Devastation
080913 Mony Mony (ride ChromePony) Devastation
080830 13 Circles of Hell, Are We There Yet? Rauchbier
080816 Friendly Fire Rauchbier
080809 SCULimpics Rauchbier
080802 Lost Boys Rauchbier
080719 So Hot My Mission Name Melted Rauchbier
080712 Balls in Spaaaaaaace Rauchbier
080628 S'more In Store Rauchbier
080614 Kick It Like Vomit Devastation
080607 SCUL Day 2008 Rauchbier
080531 Starship Safari Rauchbier
080524 Space Truckin' Rauchbier
080517 Bicycle Boogie Devastation
080510 Mixtape Ez Raider
080502 S.O.S. Reconnaissance Ride Devastation
080426 Merit Badge Devastation
080412 Get Everyone Lathed Devastation
071020 Ah, Go Fly a Kite! Devastation
071013 This Little Piggie Cried OW!!! Devastation
071006 Skunk Day Honkfest Devastation
070810 All Night Long Doot Doo: Century 2007 Schadenfreude
070728 Hapto Day Schadenfreude
070721 SCULimpics 2007 Devastation
070715 WalTor Day Annihilation
070623 Fresh (Pond) Air Annihilation
070611 Anarchy Day SIH
070512 Bring Your Own Fun Civilianship
070428 Ollie Ollie Oxen Free Devastation
070421 Down By The Old Mill Stream... Anger
061021 Whistle While You Twerk Devastation
061014 80's Ride Part Deux (Megaseth Day) Devastation
060916 Big Trouble In Little China Devastation

Honors

Iron Cog

2008
Century

1
Builder

1
Strength

1