eHawk

Commonly found in the MA galaxy, hanging with
shells, though at times she is found in China or
Canada or someplace or other very beer related.
她特喜欢
中文与啤酒.
occasionally thinks of saving the world.


Superpowers: intense knowledge of good and evil
beer, ability to track brewers from a mile away,
nearly insane internal alarm clock powers allowing
early morning rising even after a long
mission. Aside from great no-sleep or little-sleep
skills, she also has a +3 cooking ability. her
hair nearly counts as a new form of weapon or
helmet. if you put your hand in there you may
lose it.


Pilot fact: as the lightsaber was taking its sweet
old time dilly dallying at the playa, this pilot
was knighted with a ship... and she still has her
head!



Dislikes: the word heinie

moonlights as masokist's personal assistant

Tour of Duty

Enlistment Date060916
Hostpecan
Knighted060916
Knighted ByMasokist
Missions39
Light Years592.7
Experience0

Task Force Record

Airlock9
Beer Wrangler2
Damage Control4
Deck Officer11
Filmer2
Flat Bag2
Food Wrangler3
Medi Bag2
Mission Debriefer2
Mission Leader5
Mission Reporter11
MRC Officer2
Navigator1
Paper Wrangler1
Print Jockey1
Recycler1
Sentry1
Skynet Operator Pre6
Still Cam1
Stillcam Downloader1
Tailgunner5
Tool Bag2

Accolades

Hi-Fives/Waves Back225
Cups97
Fort Maintenance5
MRC Basic47
Web Development1
Shields1
Misc Bonus3294

Ships

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
090718 MAD Peeecamatic: Pechanical Schadenfreude
090613 MAD Chicken Little Rides Again! Yer Mom
090404 MAD Aplhamission Devastation
081025 MAD Radiation Schmadiation Devastation
081011 MAD Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk Devastation
081004 MAD Skunk Day Devastation
080920 MAD Don't Tell Mom II - Electric Boogaloo Devastation
080913 MAD Mony Mony (ride ChromePony) Devastation
080830 MAD 13 Circles of Hell, Are We There Yet? Rauchbier
080816 MAD Friendly Fire Rauchbier
080809 MAD SCULimpics Rauchbier
080802 MAD Lost Boys Rauchbier
080719 MAD So Hot My Mission Name Melted Rauchbier
080712 MAD Balls in Spaaaaaaace Rauchbier
080628 MAD S'more In Store Rauchbier
080614 MAD Kick It Like Vomit Devastation
080607 MAD SCUL Day 2008 Rauchbier
080531 MAD Starship Safari Rauchbier
080524 MAD Space Truckin' Rauchbier
080517 MAD Bicycle Boogie Devastation
080510 MAD Mixtape Ez Raider
080502 MAD S.O.S. Reconnaissance Ride Devastation
080426 MAD Merit Badge Devastation
080412 MAD Get Everyone Lathed Devastation
071020 MAD Ah, Go Fly a Kite! Devastation
071013 MAD This Little Piggie Cried OW!!! Devastation
071006 MAD Skunk Day Honkfest Devastation
070810 MAD All Night Long Doot Doo: Century 2007 Schadenfreude
070728 MAD Hapto Day Schadenfreude
070721 MAD SCULimpics 2007 Devastation
070715 MAD WalTor Day Annihilation
070623 MAD Fresh (Pond) Air Annihilation
070611 MAD Anarchy Day SIH
070512 MAD Bring Your Own Fun Civilian Ship
070428 MAD Ollie Ollie Oxen Free Devastation
070421 MAD Down By The Old Mill Stream... Anger
061021 MAD Whistle While You Twerk Devastation
061014 MAD 80's Ride Part Deux (Megaseth Day) Devastation
060916 MAD Big Trouble In Little China Devastation
Iron Cog
2008
Century
1
Builder
1
Strength
1