Status: Posi

USB Ooh La La


USB Ooh La La is an ancient ship - second oldest to old ironsides Abandon All Hope. This humble vessel gets around. It was east to make - put a rigid mountain bike fork on a little Schwinn and BAM - it's a chopper! But make no mistake, USB Ooh La La is not a ship to be trifled with, particularly in derby. One setback, if you decide to thrust and turn, make sure you synchronize boost and bank, or your pedal will hit the pavement hard enough to loosen your fillings.

Theme song: La Valse De L'Amour by Edith Piaf (picked by Vesper)

Specifications

ClassDestroyer
ConfigurationFighter
Missions109
Light Years1653.03
Thrust Rating6.17
Handling Rating9.91
Difficulty Rating3.64
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypeShwinnilium
Chief EngineerFleet Admiral Skunk
BuilderFleet Admiral Skunk
Welder
OriginCrusty
Christened on1996.06.17
LocationFort Tyler
Navi RetroNone
Primary RetroCoaster

Missions

StardateMissionPilot
2021.09.11   Tour de Wormhole: Century 21A Gritty
2021.09.04   Taco Party! Gritty
2021.07.10   Two-tee Fiver Ichirinsya
2016.10.29   Hallowheel sooogoood Squeeze Box
2016.05.14   Do The Worm Everest
2015.05.30   StarBuck Rojerthat Cortana
2014.04.05   Alphonsemission '14 Zappa
2013.08.10   Low Places, Tight Spaces, Permagrin Faces Wombat
2013.06.01   Sweet Seventeen Bendy
2012.07.21   Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Nugget
2011.07.23   Gong Swimmin' Bendy
2011.07.09   Asylum Reboot Seven Of Nine
2011.04.30   Let Them Eat Cake Keebler
2011.04.23   Shelter From The Storm Goose Transport
2011.04.02   Alphamission Episode 2011 spinach
2010.08.21   Get Committed to the Asylum Keebler
2010.08.07   Veteran Pilots Day Meets Iron Cog Day peacefrog
2010.07.31   The Gentille Ladylike Missonette de La Belle Ha... Poutine
2010.07.24   Orchestral Maneuvers in Space Vesper
2010.06.26   T.R.O.N. Keebler
2010.06.12   Earth Girls are Easy Keebler
2010.04.24   Toolz yt
2010.04.17   From the Death Star(t) to the Finish yt
2009.08.08   Toast to Toast Century yt
2009.08.01   Defend The Kingdom! (Hapto Day 09) Dont Panic
2009.07.04   Playground yt
2008.11.01   Hallowheels 2008 Tessticles
2008.10.04   Skunk Day ZombiePhD
2008.09.13   Mony Mony (ride ChromePony) Tessticles
2008.09.06   The Pilots of Wetzpance (or The S stands for Su... Hapto
2008.07.05   Waltor Day Carnival ZombiePhD
2008.06.14   Kick It Like Vomit dillweed
2008.06.07   SCUL Day 2008 dillweed
2008.05.10   Mixtape ZombiePhD
2008.04.19   Don't Tell Megaseth it's MegaSeth Day ZombiePhD
2008.04.12   Get Everyone Lathed ZombiePhD
2008.04.05   AlphaMissle 08 ZombiePhD
2007.10.27   Omegamission Sniffles
2007.10.13   This Little Piggie Cried OW!!! Dishpan
2007.07.01   Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Rubbish
2007.05.26   Rotwang Day GoboGirl
2007.05.12   Bring Your Own Fun Bubo
2006.09.16   Big Trouble In Little China Meatball Mulligan
2006.08.12   eXtremo™ Nameless Day, 2006 Devo
2006.06.24   June Oh Ween GRIMLOCKE
2006.05.27   Keep On Truckin (Rotwang Day) Rubbish
2006.05.06   Alphamission 06 Fox Glove
2005.10.15   Radiation Scattering Wampa
2005.10.01   OctoberTest Asterix
2005.07.23   Megaseth Day Horny
2005.06.18   DiscoInferno (VomitDay 2005) GRIMLOCKE
2005.06.11   Hot and Moist Kinky
2005.05.21   No Plan Fox Glove
2005.05.14   Stoodio53 Wormser
2005.04.16   Mega Seth a liscous Masokist
2005.04.02   Aplamission 05 The Prophet
2004.10.16   Jump Start Samurai
2004.08.07   Booty Camp Samurai
2004.07.18   I Can't Believe It's Not Hu-man Dizzy
2004.07.10   Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day) Turtle
2004.07.03   Poisoning Pigeons In The Park? RoadRash
2004.06.26   FireFlies Samurai
2004.06.12   Studio 53 Samurai
2004.06.05   SCUL Day 2004 (Abandon All Clothes) Samurai
2004.05.29   Wherever The Wind Blows Samurai
2004.05.22   Howdy Partner (Rotwang Day) Samurai
2004.05.15   Opertation Shoulda Turned Left At Albuquerque Murray
2004.05.08   Derby Durby Derbie Samurai
2004.04.24   Oppo Oppo Blipblipbeep
2004.04.17   Stop N Chop Preparation H
2004.04.10   Beta Ride Samurai
2004.04.03   Alphamission 04 Oppo
2003.10.18   Tour De Ville Peachpit
2003.10.11   Pump Up The Volume Gluteus Maximus
2003.08.16   NoWay Day A-OK Krank
2003.05.17   Crack Day 2003 pywaket
2002.10.26   Last Dance Turtle
2002.09.28   SCULimpics 2002 Turtle
2002.09.21   Massive Entropy Denial Twist
2002.08.03   Full Moon-ing Pupa
2002.06.15   Vomit Day Turtle
2002.06.08   ShouldaBeenThere Turtle
2002.06.01   SCUL Day 2002 Turtle
2002.05.11   Shakes Rattle & Roll Turtle
2002.04.06   Alphamission 02 Turtle
2001.09.29   Storytime Salad Bin Rotten
2001.09.08   Skylab Splashdown Sister
2001.09.01   Down Mechanical Lane Bug
2001.08.18   SCULimpics 2001 Games Danger Mouse
2001.05.26   The Naughty MIT Policeman Taught Us A New Word PigPen
2001.04.21   Beep Beep Beep Whooo! RockStar
2000.10.01   Close-Up And Personal Calamity
2000.09.09   Heavy Spacewalking Populations vomit
2000.09.09   Cutthroat Killer Bee
2000.09.06   Logan Express Tapeworm
2000.09.03   Heavy Spacewalking Populations vomit
2000.09.02   Constellation Hop Scum
2000.08.12   It Was Working When We Left vomit
2000.08.06   Mindy Milky vomit
2000.07.22   Seige This vomit
2000.07.20   Art Beating vomit
2000.07.15   Slummerville vomit
2000.07.04   Tighty Whitey vomit
2000.05.20   19 Pilots Bulldog
2000.04.23   Wet and Dense TKM
1999.09.25   Silver Scream Shorty
1999.06.13   Alpha Sculimpics: Episode 1999 Tex
1999.04.04   Fluffy Easter Bunny Jo Mama
1998.07.31   Diplomacy Has Its Rewards Nails