Wampa, a pilot to dread,
Will kill you and then eat your head.
A Hoth-loving dork,
She'll gouge out your eyes with a fork,
But if she likes you, she'll mock you instead.

(no really, she's actually quite nice. Just don't tell her I let you in on the secret.)

Tour of Duty

Service Record

Date	Mission	Ship
051022	Penultimate Radiation Conundrum	Dr. Love
051015	Radiation Scattering	Ooh La La
050903	Somethin or other	Sloth