USB AbandonAllHope was the ship that, in many pilots' minds, started
it all. It was the first craft to become a legend in SCUL. It is the
USS Constitution of the Universal Service Battalion of SCUL. It has
survied many battles, including the great Donut Race of 1996 (the only
SCUL survivor), the Chin on the Rim race of 1997, and other noteworthy
events. The very birth of USB AAH is the birthday of SCUL itself,
which is celebrated yearly.



Its ram is of MEAT design (the first of its kind), which stands for
Monotube Extrension Adjustable Telescoping. This means the length is
adjustable.



USB AbandonAllHope is also responsible for the biggest injury of SCUL
history, Operation BluntFacialTrauma, in which ram filure occurred
after bunny hopping the ship one too many times. This caused Skunk to
suffer a broken nose, a chipped tooth, and several stiches on his
face. Skunk made a full recovery and continued his perfect attendance
the very next Saturnight.



In Earth Year 2004 the USB AbandonAllHope had its head tube completely
replaced. The old one was flared worse than Peter Brady's pants. It
currently is in the best contition it has ever been.

Missions

Date	Mission	Pilot
180526	SCUL Day 22	Wombat
170812	Sons of Perseus	Natas
170701	SCUL Day Observed	Wombat
170617	Luna XII-Undecim	Shepherd
170603	Night Market Garden: A Bridge Too Far	Lordmcfuzz
170401	I'm Dreaming of a White Alphamission	Wombat
161008	Skunk Day '16	Lordmcfuzz
160814	Dawn Patrol	Lordmcfuzz
160604	Twentieth Anniversary Fox	Wombat
160521	Night Market Rendezvous *TOP SEKRET	Lordmcfuzz
160430	Divine Comedy	DrClaw
150606	Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015	Wombat
141004	Skunk Day '14: Spring Forward, Fall Back	DreadFlint
140927	Catch-22	Mongoose
140816	Let's Get Physical	DreadFlint
130921	Night of the Flying Maggots	Giraffe
130601	Sweet Seventeen	Wombat
120908	Spokesfest Civilian Escort	Wombat
111008	Skunk Day	Spark
110604	SCULimpics 2011	DrClaw
110430	Let Them Eat Cake	SadieBlake
110409	Repo Men	Wombat
100821	Get Committed to the Asylum	ShockWaveDave
090425	Space, the Final Funtier	LunaKahuna
081011	Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk	Q
080419	Don't Tell Megaseth it's MegaSeth Day	Giraffe
071027	Omegamission	AceHole
071020	Ah, Go Fly a Kite!	Dozer
071013	This Little Piggie Cried OW!!!	Turducken
061007	Skunk Day 2006 - Scorpion Bowl Agenda	SecretChief
060923	We Accidentally Terminated An Earthling	Eureka
060909	Homecoming Queen	CaptainUnderpants
060812	eXtremo™ Nameless Day, 2006	Triumphus
060805	Swing Set (Diva Day)	SecretChief
060708	Waltor Day 2006	Treehugger
060701	First of July	Friend
060624	JuneOhWeen	Zappa
060610	RumbleInSomerville	Mars
060527	KeepOnTruckin(RotwangDay)	Eureka
060506	Alphamission2006	AceHole
051030	Hallowheels05	Eureka
051022	Penultimate Radiation Conundrum™ Mission	Eureka
050924	IslaCastilia	Eureka
050917	RainRainGoAway	Eureka
050910	MooseDayCelebrated	Kaibosch
050903	Somethinorother	Eureka
050826	Operation Super Posi	dillweed
050820	EggToss	Shakes
050813	No NoWay Day	Onath
050730	NamelessDay: Local Defense System™	Mosquito
050723	MegasethDay	Kaibosch
050716	Post SCULimpics	Brewer
050611	HotandMoist	Sweetums
050528	FullMetalJackets (R0twang Day)	Sweetums
050521	NoPlan	beezwax
050430	NothingButStrong	Kaibosch
050423	Radiation Overload	Mosquito
050416	MegaSethaliscous	Phooka
050409	BeetaMissssion	Ezekiel
050402	Aplamission2005	Rotwang
041016	JumpStart	Nosepicker
041009	SkunkDay2004	Treehugger
040911	CollegeRock	Phooka
040905	SouthernExposure(Century04)	snarly
040821	Wet and Wild	Nosepicker
040814	NoWay No-Show	Nosepicker
040731	Tour De Nosepicker	Rotwang
040724	Naked Keg Party	snarly
040717	SCULimpics 2004	Muon
040710	Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day)	snarly
040703	Poisoning Pigeons In The Park?	snarly
040626	FireFlies	Rotwang
040619	IDunno(vomit day)	vomit
040612	Studio53	snarly
040605	SCUL Day 2004 (Abandon All Clothes)	Nameless
031004	SkunkDay2003	vomit
030927	SCULimpics 2003	pywaket
030920	ArborMayhem	Gropo
030913	PortFoint	Rotwang
030906	BreakingHeadlines	TheChurch
030809	LargeMelon	Rotwang
030802	StormTheCastle	vomit
030726	TwoMilesPerHour	vomit
030719	InmatesRunTheAsylum	vomit
030712	HappyFunTimesBikeClub	Rotwang
030705	Waltor Day 2003	Giraffe
030628	TakeThePlunge	Rotwang
030621	VomitDay2003	Rotwang
030614	DoubleDistressCall	vomit
030607	ExpectToSeeDawn	vomit
030524	TheBestLittleWarehouseInFenway	vomit
030517	Crack Day 2003	Vegetable
030510	GetOuttaTown	Rotwang
030503	BackInTheSaddle	vomit
030405	AlphaMission	Rotwang
010929	Storytime	Limekiller
010901	DownMechanicalLane	vomit
010825	CatostrophicFailure	vomit
010811	FilmNoir	NoWay
010804	PancreaticCramitore	NoWay
010714	NarrowPassage	vomit
010707	WalTor Day	vomit
010624	SquareRide	vomit
010609	MoonOverAborertum	vomit
010602	Mmmm....Ice Cream...	NoWay
010512	Shake Yer Booty	NoWay
010505	SuicideMission	NoWay
010421	BeepBeepBeepWhooo!	Gropo
001029	Hallonwheels2000	Flasher
001014	MoonOverArboretum	Flama
991102	HallownWheels1999	Flasher
991024	DrunkenColonyAttack	Flasher
991017	DrunkenColonyAttack	Flasher
990926	Double Derby	Gropo
990925	SilverScream	Fleet Admiral Skunk
990912	MerchantMission	Fleet Admiral Skunk
990911	Quadraflat	Fleet Admiral Skunk
990829	Blunt Facial Trauma	Fleet Admiral Skunk
990822	AquariAss	Fleet Admiral Skunk
990818	Hammertime	Fleet Admiral Skunk
990818	Altercation	Fleet Admiral Skunk
990808	Severed Baby Head	Fleet Admiral Skunk
990801	HeavyBumbardment	Fleet Admiral Skunk
990725	ShortButtSweet	Fleet Admiral Skunk
990717	NebulaHunt 2	Fleet Admiral Skunk
990713	AllNighter	Fleet Admiral Skunk
990627	HotChromeAndBlood	Fleet Admiral Skunk
990627	MerchantMarine	Fleet Admiral Skunk
990620	This Sucks I Can't Believe It's Taking So Long	Fleet Admiral Skunk
990613	SCULimpics '99	Flasher
990613	SCULimpics '99	Fleet Admiral Skunk
990606	DuelingDogs	Fleet Admiral Skunk
990530	KneeBuster	Fleet Admiral Skunk
990523	GeekCorner	MeatWagon
990517	PulledPork	Nails
990515	TooManyMaggots	TheChef
990425	ThreeOnAMatch	Fleet Admiral Skunk
990418	Derby Fest	Fleet Admiral Skunk
990411	Robyn'sEgg	Fleet Admiral Skunk
990404	FluffyEasterBunny	Fleet Admiral Skunk
981031	Halloweenwheels	TheChef
980808	AsphaltBounce	Fleet Admiral Skunk
980807	BeerBQue	Fleet Admiral Skunk
980731	DiplomacyHasItsRewards	Fleet Admiral Skunk
980725	"Is Larry Back There?"	Fleet Admiral Skunk
980718	OnWithTheShow	Fleet Admiral Skunk
980619	PerformanceFart	Fleet Admiral Skunk
980417	Dilly Dally	Marcus
960501	The Great Donut Race of 1996	Fleet Admiral Skunk