USB Abandon All Hope

USB Abandon All Hope is the oldest ship in the SCUL fleet. The very christening of this ship is celebrated as the birthday of SCUL itself.

Abandon All Hope was made in 1996 with a lot of help from people who knew what they were doing, and could do it well - all of them worked at Merlin Metalworks at the time, and Skunk still works with all of them to this day at Seven Cycles. While Skunk came up with the design, Crusty donated the ship to start with, Fuel Injector helped with the fork design, Terminator S did the machining, and Gassy D welded everything.

The ram is telescopic, from long to ridiculously long, and is adjustable with quick release seat post binders. You wouldn't think the clamping force would be enough to keep the wheel from rotating on its own, but there's not much weight on the front so it works.

This ship has had it's forked snapped off, and the head tube completely ripped off, but we keep ressurecting old Ironsides, because that's what SCUL does.