Operation
Let's Get Physical
14 pilots and a klingon. Those sound like federation odds. We struck out boldly from the fort, following Excess on a route that had us summiting Winter Hill. Upon reaching the Sullivan Constellation, we circled the Inner belt, where despite a wrong turn we found an ideal staging ground for our maneuvering training exercises. We went through the flight manual, and mastered every formation that 4-years-ago-Skunk could think up. We got really good at some of them by the end of it too. We departed the abandoned truck lot at about 0130 hours, and shortly thereafter Bane experienced a wardrobe malfunction. We stopped at his fort so he could swap spacesuits and pilots could dump fuel, and as we were relaunching Sidekick and the klingon burned up.

Along the way to the Central Constellation Spooky Pirate suffered a mechanical when its cockpit's banana bracket sheared off. Makeshift road repairs were performed, and XXIII traded ships with Wombat to reduce the load on the temporary kludge. We made our way down to Magazine Beach, where we found many articles of fitness, which caused much rejoicing. We moved on to the nearby base... um... kickball field, where a rousing game was played, with XXIII as the Umpire On High. The ball got really freaking gross. Oh, and we interrupted some couple's blankety hankety pankety. The score was high, and Team Awesome won by a landslide. Dread Flint stole second base, and rode it around the field. The final mission objective to construct a human pyramid was completed with ease. After all objectives were achieved, a knighting ceremony was held to induct Sewer as the newest full-fledged pilot among our ranks. Our ride home was peppered with radiation and cheers.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 458.83   Senior Chief Petty Officer
BaneThunderwolf Bieber Fever 497.337  
Cortana Curb Burner 0  
Deadblow Mjollnir 0  
DrClaw Shockwave 948.388  
DreadFlint Abandon All Hope 594.644   Senior Chief Petty Officer
excess Chutes & Ladders 530.133  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 447.862  
Red Squirrel Centvrion 770.778   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Sewer Mad Rabbit 239.601  
Sidekick Yer Mom 393.44   Master Chief Petty Officer
Tyrian Iridium 312.768   Lieutenant Commander
Wombat Spooky Pirate 318.212  
XXIII D.B. Cooper 354.788  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock DreadFlint
Chalk Bag Sewer
Cleaner Red Squirrel
Compressor Wrangler DreadFlint
ComSat Monkey AceHole
Damage Control DrClaw
Deck Officer BaneThunderwolf
Deck Officer Asst. Sidekick
Flat Bag Tyrian
Medi Bag Sidekick
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter Tyrian
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator excess
RadioBox A AceHole
Radiobox B DrClaw
Recycler Red Squirrel
Sticker Bag Cortana
Still Cam Deadblow
Tailgunner XXIII
Tool Bag Red Squirrel
Wookiee Bag DreadFlint
Division: MAD
Date: 08/16/2014
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: Fitness
Light Years: 19.039
G-Well Activity: 1.7958
Technical Rating: 3.8142