Status: Posi

USB Chrome Pony


Picture the world's most uncomfortable banana seat, and then make it so there's room enough for two. You've got USB Chrome Pony! It used to painted silver, hence the name, but it was a boring paint job so Skunk had some fun.

Skunk was hoping to connect the pedals with some old skis the way the banana seats were, but it proved challenging because unless you incorporate some float, the cranks would need to be perfectly aligned in order to keep the drive train from binding - and you know how perfect the USB fleet can be.

Specifications

ClassDestroyer
ConfigurationBomber
Missions42
Light Years536.647
Thrust Rating4.71
Handling Rating3.07
Difficulty Rating6.19
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypeA couple of stinky BMXs
Chief EngineerFleet Admiral Skunk
BuilderFleet Admiral Skunk
WelderFleet Admiral Skunk
OriginDerecict Space Junk
Christened on1998.04.01
LocationFort Tyler
Navi RetroNone
Primary RetroCoaster

Missions

StardateMissionPilot
2017.11.04   Life Day 2017 Antlers
2017.11.04   Life Day 2017 Tanager
2017.06.15   Lithuaniamania and Gargamel's Revenge Wombat
2016.11.05   Life Day 2016 Lordmcfuzz
2016.11.05   Life Day 2016 DreadFlint
2015.06.06   Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Epoxy
2015.06.06   Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Dead Bride
2015.04.04   Alfalfa Mission '15 Dare
2015.04.04   Alfalfa Mission '15 Tyrian
2014.08.23   Aquaprincess Dead Bride
2014.08.23   Aquaprincess Epoxy
2014.08.09   Mind Trip Sprocket
2014.08.09   Mind Trip DreadFlint
2012.07.21   Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Catalyst
2012.07.21   Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Exon
2012.05.26   I Don't Want To Grow Up Piranha
2012.05.26   I Don't Want To Grow Up Nosepicker
2012.04.07   Cranktabulous Alphamission! DreadFlint
2012.04.07   Cranktabulous Alphamission! eXceSs
2011.08.06   Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now) Wombat
2011.08.06   Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now) Bendy
2011.07.02   Wild Goose Chase Seven Of Nine
2011.07.02   Wild Goose Chase DreadFlint
2011.05.07   Donatello Anybody Van Der Goes To Make A Messina Bendy
2008.09.13   Mony Mony (ride ChromePony) Nameless
2008.09.13   Mony Mony (ride ChromePony) pecan
2006.09.30   Bovine Bonanza Appleseed
2006.09.30   Bovine Bonanza Nosepicker
2005.04.23   Radiation Overload beezwax
2005.04.23   Radiation Overload Appleseed
2003.10.18   Tour De Ville Lefty Lucy
2001.06.02   Mmmm... Ice Cream Dirty Girl
2001.06.02   Mmmm... Ice Cream The Webslinger
2001.04.07   Aplhamission 21 Sprout
2001.04.07   Aplhamission 21 Jenerator
2000.10.09   SCULimpics Night Games 20 Jenerator
2000.10.09   SCULimpics Night Games 20 Sprout
2000.10.07   SCULimpics Day Games 2000 Jenerator
2000.10.07   SCULimpics Day Games 2000 Sprout
2000.09.24   Where The Wind Blows Jenerator
2000.09.24   Where The Wind Blows Sprout
2000.09.09   Heavy Spacewalking Populations Yahoo
2000.09.09   Heavy Spacewalking Populations Jenerator
2000.09.03   Heavy Spacewalking Populations Yahoo
2000.09.03   Heavy Spacewalking Populations Jenerator
2000.06.10   DBD BBQ Leftie
2000.06.10   DBD BBQ Tex
2000.04.01   April Fools Blue Persuasion
2000.04.01   April Fools Disco Inferno
1999.11.02   Alpah-Hallowheels: Episode 1999 Knitting Lady
1999.08.01   Heavy Bumbardment Hera
1999.08.01   Heavy Bumbardment Zeus
1999.07.13   All Nighter Crack
1999.07.13   All Nighter Scar
1999.07.05   Nebula Hunt Crack
1999.07.05   Nebula Hunt Pit Girl
1999.06.27   Merchant Marine Drillbit
1999.06.13   Alpha Sculimpics: Episode 1999 Smoke
1999.06.13   Alpha Sculimpics: Episode 1999 Moss
1999.05.30   Knee Buster MeatWagon
1999.05.30   Knee Buster Crack
1999.05.21   E.99.1 NoWay
1999.05.21   E.99.1 Crack
1999.05.17   Pulled Pork Pit Girl
1999.05.17   Pulled Pork Crack
1999.05.15   Too Many Maggots Kung Fool
1999.05.15   Too Many Maggots Crack
1999.04.25   Three On A Match NoWay
1998.10.31   Hallowheels Pit Girl
1998.10.31   Hallowheels Fuel Injector
1998.07.31   Diplomacy Has Its Rewards MIA
1998.07.31   Diplomacy Has Its Rewards MegaSeth
1998.05.15   Go-NoGo Pit Girl
1998.05.15   Go-NoGo TerminatorS
1998.04.18   Big Bird Pit Girl
1998.04.18   Big Bird Fleet Admiral Skunk
1998.04.11   Twisted Ring of Pain Crack
1998.04.11   Twisted Ring of Pain Fleet Admiral Skunk