Status: Active

USB Chrome Pony


Picture the world's most uncomfortable banana seat, and then make it so there's room enough for two. You've got USB Chrome Pony! It used to painted silver, hence the name, but it was a boring paint job so Skunk had some fun.

Skunk was hoping to connect the pedals with some old skis the way the banana seats were, but it proved challenging because unless you incorporate some float, the cranks would need to be perfectly aligned in order to keep the drive train from binding - and you know how perfect the USB fleet can be.

Specifications

ClassDestroyer
ConfigurationBomber
Missions41
Light Years512.947
Thrust Rating4.71
Handling Rating3.07
Difficulty Rating6.19
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypeA couple of stinky BMXs
Chief EngineerFleet Admiral Skunk
BuilderFleet Admiral Skunk
WelderFleet Admiral Skunk
OriginDerecict Space Junk
Christened on980401
LocationFort Tyler
Navi RetroNone
Primary RetroCoaster

Missions

StardateMissionPilot
171104   Life Day 2017 Antlers
171104   Life Day 2017 Tanager
170615   Lithuaniamania and Gargamel's Revenge Wombat
161105   Life Day 2016 Lordmcfuzz
161105   Life Day 2016 DreadFlint
150606   Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Epoxy
150606   Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Dead Bride
150404   Alfalfa Mission '15 Tyrian
150404   Alfalfa Mission '15 Dare
140823   Aquaprincess Dead Bride
140823   Aquaprincess Epoxy
140809   Mind Trip Sprocket
140809   Mind Trip DreadFlint
120721   Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Catalyst
120721   Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Exon
120526   I Don't Want To Grow Up Piranha
120526   I Don't Want To Grow Up Nosepicker
120407   Cranktabulous Alphamission! eXceSs
120407   Cranktabulous Alphamission! DreadFlint
110806   Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now) Bendy
110806   Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now) Wombat
110702   Wild Goose Chase DreadFlint
110702   Wild Goose Chase Seven Of Nine
110507   Donatello Anybody Van Der Goes To Make A Messina Bendy
080913   Mony Mony (ride ChromePony) Nameless
080913   Mony Mony (ride ChromePony) pecan
060930   Bovine Bonanza Nosepicker
060930   Bovine Bonanza Appleseed
050423   Radiation Overload beezwax
050423   Radiation Overload Appleseed
031018   Tour De Ville Lefty Lucy
010602   Mmmm... Ice Cream The Webslinger
010602   Mmmm... Ice Cream Dirty Girl
010407   Aplhamission 21 Jenerator
010407   Aplhamission 21 Sprout
001009   SCULimpics Night Games 20 Sprout
001009   SCULimpics Night Games 20 Jenerator
001007   SCULimpics Day Games 2000 Sprout
001007   SCULimpics Day Games 2000 Jenerator
000924   Where The Wind Blows Sprout
000924   Where The Wind Blows Jenerator
000909   Heavy Spacewalking Populations Jenerator
000909   Heavy Spacewalking Populations Yahoo
000903   Heavy Spacewalking Populations Jenerator
000903   Heavy Spacewalking Populations Yahoo
000610   DBD BBQ Leftie
000610   DBD BBQ Tex
000401   April Fools Blue Persuasion
000401   April Fools Disco Inferno
991102   Hallowwheels 99 Knitting Lady
990801   Heavy Bumbardment Hera
990801   Heavy Bumbardment Zeus
990713   All Nighter Scar
990713   All Nighter Crack
990705   Nebula Hunt PitGirl
990705   Nebula Hunt Crack
990613   SCULimpics '99 Smoke
990613   SCULimpics '99 Moss
990530   Knee Buster MeatWagon
990530   Knee Buster Crack
990521   E.99.1 NoWay
990521   E.99.1 Crack
990517   Pulled Pork PitGirl
990517   Pulled Pork Crack
990515   Too Many Maggots Crack
990515   Too Many Maggots Kung Fool
990425   Three On A Match NoWay
981031   Hallowheels PitGirl
981031   Hallowheels Fuel Injector
980731   Diplomacy Has Its Rewards MIA
980731   Diplomacy Has Its Rewards MegaSeth
980515   Go-NoGo PitGirl
980515   Go-NoGo TerminatorS
980418   Big Bird PitGirl
980418   Big Bird Fleet Admiral Skunk
980411   Twisted Ring of Pain Crack
980411   Twisted Ring of Pain Fleet Admiral Skunk