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Colostomos
The best thing this ship has going for it is the excessively long and
pointy sissy bar.

Construction Info

Ship Status: Destroyed / Decommmissioned
Ship Class: Destroyer
Ship Configuration: Fighter
Hull Material: Steel
Hull Type: BMX Space Junkorium
Origin: Crusty's Subcutanious Lair
Chief Engineer: Fleet Admiral Skunk
Builder: Fleet Admiral Skunk
Welder: Fleet Admiral Skunk
Commission Date: 971004
Speeds: 1
Primary Retro: Coaster
Missions: 13
Light Years: 145.3800

Missions

Date Mission Pilot
010407   FirstOfficialMission Hubcap
000909   Cutthroat RockStar
000812   ItWasWorkingWhenWeLeft Smash
990725   ShortButtSweet Flasher
990627   MerchantMarine NoWay
990530   KneeBuster NoWay
990523   GeekCorner Nails
990515   TooManyMaggots DeadMeat
990418   Derby Fest Nails
990404   FluffyEasterBunny Flasher
980725   "Is Larry Back There?" Nails
980718   OnWithTheShow Nails
980410   First Strike GassyD
Class: Destroyer 
Configuration: Fighter 
Thrust Rating: 4.43 
Handling Rating: 7.25 
Difficulty Rating: 2.3