Status: Destroyed

USB Colostomos

The best thing this ship has going for it is the excessively long and pointy sissy bar. Okay, there's some bouncy bouncy forks too.

DO NOT POP A WHEELIE ON COLOSTOMOS, or you may put a fellow pilot's eye out.

Sissy bar last seen in Rad Max's cubby.


Light Years145.38
Thrust Rating4.43
Handling Rating7.25
Difficulty Rating2.3
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypeBMX Space Junkorium
Chief EngineerFleet Admiral Skunk
BuilderFleet Admiral Skunk
WelderFleet Admiral Skunk
OriginCrusty's Subcutanious Lair
Christened on1997.10.04
Navi RetroNone
Primary RetroCoaster


2001.04.07   Aplhamission 21 Hubcap
2000.09.09   Cutthroat RockStar
2000.08.12   It Was Working When We Left Smash
1999.07.25   Short Butt Sweet Flasher
1999.06.27   Merchant Marine NoWay
1999.05.30   Knee Buster NoWay
1999.05.23   Geek Corner Nails
1999.05.15   Too Many Maggots Dead Meat
1999.04.18   Derby Fest Nails
1999.04.04   Fluffy Easter Bunny Flasher
1998.07.25   Is Larry Back There? Nails
1998.07.18   On With The Show Nails
1998.04.10   First Strike Gassy D