Status: Destroyed

USB Colostomos

The best thing this ship has going for it is the excessively long and pointy sissy bar. Okay, there's some bouncy bouncy forks too.

DO NOT POP A WHEELIE ON COLOSTOMOS, or you may put a fellow pilot's eye out.

Sissy bar last seen in Rad Max's cubby.


Light Years145.38
Thrust Rating4.43
Handling Rating7.25
Difficulty Rating2.3
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypeBMX Space Junkorium
Chief EngineerFleet Admiral Skunk
BuilderFleet Admiral Skunk
WelderFleet Admiral Skunk
OriginCrusty's Subcutanious Lair
Christened on971004
Navi RetroNone
Primary RetroCoaster


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