Status: Destroyed

USB Sky King

Sky King is the first High Altitude Recon Vehicle of the SCUL fleet, which means it was poorly designed and hastily constructed. Nonetheless it served the fleet well and was quite popular, known best by pilots for floppy gooey helm and a true sense of euphoria. If you think your mountain bike handlebars are wide you haven't been subject to being snuggles by two tractor trailers on the highway while flying the Sky King. Pilots are very proud when they manage to get Hi-Fives without knocking toupees off. Once known for a paint job consisting of clouds at the bottom and stars on top.

Sky King was the ship we learned the flying mount, the standard way pilots launch tall bikes today. Before that, we'd have to find something to climb up and do a pushing start of the ship, which is more terrifying than the normal way.

Over time the help had too many failures to keep in service so Skunk took all the good parts off and shed a tear as he watched the frame get munched by a garbage truck the next morning, regretting its undignified death to this day. However the fork lives on in USB Sloth, and the mighty helm in DMC Chubz.


Light Years462.85
Thrust Rating7.89
Handling Rating1.34
Difficulty Rating8.76
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypeA bit of civi ships
Chief EngineerFleet Admiral Skunk
BuilderFleet Admiral Skunk
WelderFleet Admiral Skunk
Christened on970619
Navi RetroNone
Primary RetroCoaster