Status: Destroyed

USB Greed


The ship for the point grubber, this ship had an elevated THO rating, which was actually accidental but so fitting we decided not to change it.

After it's bottom bracket ripped out it never made it back into space. She was decommissioned by the Admiral stardate 200225. One-hundred-and-our mission was a good run.

USB Greed was once one of the 'Seven Deadly Choppers of SCUL.

Specifications

ClassDestroyer
ConfigurationFighter
Missions104
Light Years1441.805
Thrust Rating6.71
Handling Rating7.34
Difficulty Rating7.12
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypeFreestyley BMX
Chief EngineerFleet Admiral Skunk
BuilderFleet Admiral Skunk
WelderFleet Admiral Skunk
OriginUnknown
Christened on990307
LocationFort Tyler
Navi Retro
Primary RetroCoaster

Missions

StardateMissionPilot
160430   Divine Comedy Lordmcfuzz
160423   White Hole Sidekick
160409   B-Side Sidekick
151031   Hallowheels 2015 ZyGoat
150926   Where's The Beef? Taco
150718   Hot Shot Sidekick
150711   Rat Pack najoom
150627   Yellow SCULmarine Sidekick
150613   Keeping up ApPEARances Sidekick
150606   Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 DreadFlint
150509   Honking Brass Band, Hidden Rhino Sidekick
150502   String Theory Peanut Butter
141108   Overtime: Omegamission '14 Sidekick
141101   Halloweeeels '14 Sidekick
140906   Radiation Worship Sidekick
140809   Mind Trip Treekiller
140712   Into The Grid Loop
140705   Balls Bursting in Air Sidekick
140517   Luna Libros II: Codex Schmodex Sidekick
140510   Rhubarb Memorial Sidekick
140503   Safety Dance Sidekick
140426   Smooth Sailing Sidekick
140419   Keester Bunny Sidekick
140405   Alphonsemission '14 Saphron
131026   Bike-O-Ween Treekiller
130914   Funky Mummy Treekiller
130817   Buzz Kill Zappa
130810   Low Places, Tight Spaces, Permagrin Faces Treekiller
121027   Hallowheels 2012 Crosscut
120915   Project MUM Klobb
120811   Shabadoonicorn Yarko
120630   One Wet Pilot Wombat
120519   Disco Diva Dance Party Treekiller
120512   Word To Your Mother! eXceSs
120505   Super Mooning Treekiller
120421   Tea and Grackle Treekiller
120414   Saturn in Opposition DreadFlint
120407   Cranktabulous Alphamission! Treekiller
111029   I'm Dreaming of a White Hallowheels Treekiller
110820   8-bit Seal Cruft hackworth
110528   Picnic By The Sea Seven Of Nine
080816   Friendly Fire Twitch
080726   It's Hard to Be a Princess H Bomb
071013   This Little Piggie Cried OW!!! Turtle
071006   Skunk Day Honkfest Turtle
070721   SCULimpics 2007 Zappa
070407   ALPHA 007 Eureka
061014   80's Ride Part Deux (Megaseth Day) Diva
061007   Skunk Day 2006 - Scorpion Bowl Agenda Feet
060812   eXtremo™ Nameless Day, 2006 Blipblipbeep
060520   Crack Day Of Awesome Blipblipbeep
050917   Rain Rain Go Away Smog Monster
050903   Somethin or other Oppo
050826   Operation Super Posi Asterix
050813   No NoWay Day Skinny
050723   Megaseth Day Kinky
050702   WalTor Day (2005) Mosquito
050618   DiscoInferno (VomitDay 2005) Pinky
050611   Hot and Moist Eureka
050604   SCUL Day 2005 Turtle
050521   No Plan Nosepicker
050423   Radiation Overload Mittens
050409   Beta Missssion 05 Roust-A-Bout
050402   Aplamission 05 Wrench
041023   Recurse The 'Verse Sweetums
041016   Jump Start Treehugger
041002   Old School Rotwang
040925   Axis of Elvis Oppo
040710   Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day) Natas
030809   Large Melon Gordo
030705   Waltor Day 2003 Nameless
030517   Crack Day 2003 Dr HeadCrash
030412   SloMoBetaMission Bellwether
021012   Radiation Control Twist
021005   Skunk Day Observed Asher
020921   Massive Entropy Denial ViciousSquirrel
020817   NoWay Day 2002 Turtle
020706   Submersion Turtle
020420   Fresh Pond Chat Turtle
010908   Skylab Splashdown vomit
010901   Down Mechanical Lane Flip Top
010818   SCULimpics 2001 Games Camino Acid
010721   FlamingGlobe Shakes
010701   Super Heavy Radiation Wrex
010624   Square Ride ViciousSquirrel
010609   Moon Over Aborertum CommVic
010505   Suicide Mission LoJack
010414   Constant Groovin' ViciousSquirrel
010407   Aplhamission 21 Natty Gann
001007   SCULimpics Day Games 2000 Natty Gann
001001   Close-Up And Personal Natty Gann
000909   Heavy Spacewalking Populations Natty Gann
000909   Cutthroat Natty Gann
000903   Heavy Spacewalking Populations Natty Gann
000902   Constellation Hop Natty Gann
991024   Drunken Colony Attack Crack
990926   Double Derby Crack
990808   Severed Baby Head MIA
990725   Short Butt Sweet Crazy Ben
990627   Hot Chrome And Blood Kung Fool
990627   Merchant Marine Crack
990613   SCULimpics '99 Spider
990418   Derby Fest Crack
990404   Fluffy Easter Bunny NoWay