Status: Destroyed

USB Greed


The ship for the point grubber, this ship had an elevated THO rating, which was actually accidental but so fitting we decided not to change it.

After it's bottom bracket ripped out it never made it back into space. She was decommissioned by the Admiral stardate 200225. One-hundred-and-our mission was a good run.

USB Greed was once one of the 'Seven Deadly Choppers of SCUL.

Specifications

ClassDestroyer
ConfigurationFighter
Missions104
Light Years1441.805
Thrust Rating6.71
Handling Rating7.34
Difficulty Rating7.12
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypeFreestyley BMX
Chief EngineerFleet Admiral Skunk
BuilderFleet Admiral Skunk
WelderFleet Admiral Skunk
OriginUnknown
Christened on1999.03.07
LocationFort Tyler
Navi Retro
Primary RetroCoaster

Missions

StardateMissionPilot
2016.04.30   Divine Comedy Lordmcfuzz
2016.04.23   White Hole Sidekick
2016.04.09   B-Side Sidekick
2015.10.31   Hallowheels 2015 ZyGoat
2015.09.26   Where's The Beef? Taco
2015.07.18   Hot Shot Sidekick
2015.07.11   Rat Pack najoom
2015.06.27   Yellow SCULmarine Sidekick
2015.06.13   Keeping up ApPEARances Sidekick
2015.06.06   Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 DreadFlint
2015.05.09   Honking Brass Band, Hidden Rhino Sidekick
2015.05.02   String Theory Peanut Butter
2014.11.08   Overtime: Omegamission '14 Sidekick
2014.11.01   Halloweeeels '14 Sidekick
2014.09.06   Radiation Worship Sidekick
2014.08.09   Mind Trip Treekiller
2014.07.12   Into The Grid Loop
2014.07.05   Balls Bursting in Air Sidekick
2014.05.17   Luna Libros II: Codex Schmodex Sidekick
2014.05.10   Rhubarb Memorial Sidekick
2014.05.03   Safety Dance Sidekick
2014.04.26   Smooth Sailing Sidekick
2014.04.19   Keester Bunny Sidekick
2014.04.05   Alphonsemission '14 Saphron
2013.10.26   Bike-O-Ween Treekiller
2013.09.14   Funky Mummy Treekiller
2013.08.17   Buzz Kill Zappa
2013.08.10   Low Places, Tight Spaces, Permagrin Faces Treekiller
2012.10.27   Hallowheels 2012 Crosscut
2012.09.15   Project MUM Klobb
2012.08.11   Shabadoonicorn Yarko
2012.06.30   One Wet Pilot Wombat
2012.05.19   Disco Diva Dance Party Treekiller
2012.05.12   Word To Your Mother! eXceSs
2012.05.05   Super Mooning Treekiller
2012.04.21   Tea and Grackle Treekiller
2012.04.14   Saturn in Opposition DreadFlint
2012.04.07   Cranktabulous Alphamission! Treekiller
2011.10.29   I'm Dreaming of a White Hallowheels Treekiller
2011.08.20   8-bit Seal Cruft hackworth
2011.05.28   Picnic By The Sea Seven Of Nine
2008.08.16   Friendly Fire Twitch
2008.07.26   It's Hard to Be a Princess H Bomb
2007.10.13   This Little Piggie Cried OW!!! Turtle
2007.10.06   Skunk Day Honkfest Turtle
2007.07.21   SCULimpics 2007 Zappa
2007.04.07   ALPHA 007 Eureka
2006.10.14   80's Ride Part Deux (Megaseth Day) Diva
2006.10.07   Skunk Day 2006 - Scorpion Bowl Agenda Feet
2006.08.12   eXtremo™ Nameless Day, 2006 Blipblipbeep
2006.05.20   Crack Day Of Awesome Blipblipbeep
2005.09.17   Rain Rain Go Away Smog Monster
2005.09.03   Somethin or other Oppo
2005.08.26   Operation Super Posi Asterix
2005.08.13   No NoWay Day Skinny
2005.07.23   Megaseth Day Kinky
2005.07.02   WalTor Day (2005) Mosquito
2005.06.18   DiscoInferno (VomitDay 2005) Pinky
2005.06.11   Hot and Moist Eureka
2005.06.04   SCUL Day 2005 Turtle
2005.05.21   No Plan Nosepicker
2005.04.23   Radiation Overload Mittens
2005.04.09   Beta Missssion 05 Roust-A-Bout
2005.04.02   Aplamission 05 Wrench
2004.10.23   Recurse The 'Verse Sweetums
2004.10.16   Jump Start Treehugger
2004.10.02   Old School Rotwang
2004.09.25   Axis of Elvis Oppo
2004.07.10   Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day) Natas
2003.08.09   Large Melon Gordo
2003.07.05   Waltor Day 2003 Nameless
2003.05.17   Crack Day 2003 Dr HeadCrash
2003.04.12   SloMoBetaMission Bellwether
2002.10.12   Radiation Control Twist
2002.10.05   Skunk Day Observed Asher
2002.09.21   Massive Entropy Denial ViciousSquirrel
2002.08.17   NoWay Day 2002 Turtle
2002.07.06   Submersion Turtle
2002.04.20   Fresh Pond Chat Turtle
2001.09.08   Skylab Splashdown vomit
2001.09.01   Down Mechanical Lane Flip Top
2001.08.18   SCULimpics 2001 Games Camino Acid
2001.07.21   FlamingGlobe Shakes
2001.07.01   Super Heavy Radiation Wrex
2001.06.24   Square Ride ViciousSquirrel
2001.06.09   Moon Over Aborertum CommVic
2001.05.05   Suicide Mission LoJack
2001.04.14   Constant Groovin' ViciousSquirrel
2001.04.07   Aplhamission 21 Natty Gann
2000.10.07   SCULimpics Day Games 2000 Natty Gann
2000.10.01   Close-Up And Personal Natty Gann
2000.09.09   Heavy Spacewalking Populations Natty Gann
2000.09.09   Cutthroat Natty Gann
2000.09.03   Heavy Spacewalking Populations Natty Gann
2000.09.02   Constellation Hop Natty Gann
1999.10.24   Drunken Colony Attack Crack
1999.09.26   Double Derby Crack
1999.08.08   Severed Baby Head MIA
1999.07.25   Short Butt Sweet Crazy Ben
1999.06.27   Hot Chrome And Blood Kung Fool
1999.06.27   Merchant Marine Crack
1999.06.13   Alpha Sculimpics: Episode 1999 Spider
1999.04.18   Derby Fest Crack
1999.04.04   Fluffy Easter Bunny NoWay