Crazy Ben is a family man. We like him anyway. On
his only mission, Operation Short Butt Sweet, he
showed up so late that there weren't a lot of
ships suited for taller pilots. He would up
settling for USB Greed. It was a funny sight,
pedaling with his knees up in the air. He was
also carrying beer molecules on his back, under
his spacesuit. Looked like a big hump. We thought
he had mutated.

Tour of Duty

Service Record

Date	Div	Mission	Ship
990725	MAD	Short Butt Sweet	Greed