Crazy Ben

Crazy Ben is a family man. We like him anyway. On
his only mission, Operation Short Butt Sweet, he
showed up so late that there weren't a lot of
ships suited for taller pilots. He would up
settling for USB Greed. It was a funny sight,
pedaling with his knees up in the air. He was
also carrying beer molecules on his back, under
his spacesuit. Looked like a big hump. We thought
he had mutated.

Tour of Duty

Enlistment Date990725
HostFleet Admiral Skunk
Knighted ByFleet Admiral Skunk
Light Years6.4

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
990725 MAD Short Butt Sweet Greed