You can know all the math in the 'Verse, but take
a boat in the air you don't love, she'll shake you
off just as sure as the turning of worlds.

Tour of Duty

Enlistment Date980703
Knighted BySCUL
Light Years1558.74

Task Force Record

Chalk Bag1
Flat Bag4
Food Wrangler1
Medi Bag1
Mission Debriefer1
Skynet Operator Pre4
Tool Bag4


Hi-Fives/Waves Back27
Derby Win1
Web Development39
Misc Bonus519

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
121013 MAD Bring Them Home Electric Boogaloo
111015 MAD Gag Me With A Raspberry Beret Sinistar
111002 MAD HONK! Parade Sinistar
111001 MAD Medley Mission Sinistar
110709 MAD Asylum Reboot Night Fever
101030 MAD Omegamission Hallowheels Night Fever
101016 MAD Mega Ride Night Fever
101010 MAD HONK! Parade 2010 Night Fever
101009 MAD Skunk Day Night Fever
101002 MAD War of 100 Light Years Night Fever
100925 MAD Ground Pounder Night Fever
100918 MAD SCULimpics Night Games Night Fever
100522 MAD Secret Places Night Fever
100515 MAD Standard Ops To JP System Night Fever
100508 MAD Mix-Tape Warp Core Ejectulation Night Fever
100424 MAD Toolz Night Fever
100402 MAD Alpha-haha-mission 2010 Night Fever
090919 MAD Providence Smiles Upon Us Night Fever
090905 MAD Stormin' the Castle Night Fever
090725 MAD Soggy Bottom Sinistar
090718 MAD Peeecamatic: Pechanical Night Fever
081101 MAD Hallowheels 2008 Night Fever
081011 MAD Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk Sinistar
071020 MAD Ah, Go Fly a Kite! Night Fever
071006 MAD Skunk Day Honkfest Night Fever
070929 MAD Walking the Party Line Night Fever
070811 MAD Who's Got Tool Bag? [Diva Day] Night Fever
070804 MAD Radiation Treatment Night Fever
070623 MAD Fresh (Pond) Air Night Fever
070615 MAD Wing It [Vomit Day 2007] Night Fever
070611 MAD Anarchy Day Night Fever
070526 MAD Rotwang Day Night Fever
070512 MAD Bring Your Own Fun Night Fever
070421 MAD Down By The Old Mill Stream... Night Fever
070414 MAD Suburban White Boy Lament [MegaSeth Day] Night Fever
061014 MAD 80's Ride Part Deux (Megaseth Day) Night Fever
060805 MAD Swing Set (Diva Day) Civilian Ship
060729 MAD Subconscious Party SIH
060701 MAD First of July SIH
060617 MAD Vomit Day2006 SIH
060527 MAD Keep On Truckin (Rotwang Day) Bad Motivator
060520 MAD Crack Day Of Awesome Bad Motivator
060506 MAD Alphamission 06 Bad Motivator
051008 MAD Skunk Day 05 Anarchy
050910 MAD Moose Day Celebrated Bad Motivator
050820 MAD Egg Toss Bad Motivator
050813 MAD No NoWay Day Bad Motivator
050723 MAD Megaseth Day Bad Motivator
050716 MAD Post SCULimpics Bad Motivator
050709 MAD One Bike To Rule Them All Bad Motivator
050702 MAD WalTor Day (2005) Bad Motivator
050625 MAD LowKey Bad Motivator
021005 MAD Skunk Day Observed Palantir
020831 MAD Century Meets U-hell Palantir
020504 MAD RoughService Palantir
020427 MAD Derby World Bad Motivator
020420 MAD Fresh Pond Chat Bad Motivator
020413 MAD 5000 Mile Mark Bad Motivator
020406 MAD Alphamission 02 Bad Motivator
010929 MAD Storytime Bad Motivator
010908 MAD Skylab Splashdown Groovlactica
010804 MAD Pancreatic Cramitore Groovlactica
010707 MAD WalTor Day Palantir
010624 MAD Square Ride Groovlactica
010609 MAD Moon Over Aborertum Groovlactica
010526 MAD The Naughty MIT Policeman Taught Us A New Word Groovlactica
010512 MAD Shake Yer Booty Groovlactica
010505 MAD Suicide Mission Groovlactica
010428 MAD Get Lost Groovlactica
010421 MAD Beep Beep Beep Whooo! Groovlactica
001014 MAD Moon Over Arboretum InfectiousGroove
001001 MAD Close-Up And Personal InfectiousGroove
000924 MAD Where The Wind Blows InfectiousGroove
000909 MAD Cutthroat InfectiousGroove
000819 MAD Two Hundred Scale Miles Per Hour InfectiousGroove
991102 MAD Hallowwheels 99 Vindicator
991024 MAD Drunken Colony Attack Nifleheim
991010 MAD Fresh Fodder For The Derbies Vindicator
990926 MAD Double Derby Nifleheim
990912 MAD Merchant Mission FallFromGrace
990905 MAD Treasure Hunt Pawn Sacrifice
990829 MAD Blunt Facial Trauma FallFromGrace
990822 MAD AquariAss FallFromGrace
990818 MAD Hammertime FallFromGrace
990808 MAD Severed Baby Head FallFromGrace
990717 MAD NebulaHunt 2 FallFromGrace
990703 MAD Bum Support FallFromGrace
990627 MAD Hot Chrome And Blood FallFromGrace
990613 MAD SCULimpics '99 FallFromGrace
990606 MAD Dueling Dogs FallFromGrace
990530 MAD Knee Buster FallFromGrace
990523 MAD Geek Corner Trez Bonz
990418 MAD Derby Fest FunkMasta
990411 MAD Robyn's Egg FunkMasta
981031 MAD Hallowheels FallFromGrace
980808 MAD Asphalt Bounce Palantir
980731 MAD Diplomacy Has Its Rewards Chrome Pony
980718 MAD On With The Show Pale Horse
Iron Cog