Behold, I shew you a mystery.

It is sown an Ashtabula fork, it is raised a spiritual fork.

O death, where is thy sting?

Theme song: Destination Unknown by the Replicants.

Construction Info

Ship Status: Destroyed / Decommmissioned
Ship Class: Battleship
Ship Configuration: Fighter
Hull Material: Steel
Hull Type: Schwinn Cruiser
Origin: An unholy hybrid of Bike Snot Bombs and Home Despot
Chief Engineer: Leotard
Builder: Leotard
Welder: Fleet Admiral Skunk
Commission Date: 071224
Location: Fort Madison
Speeds: 7
Navigational Retro: Drum
Primary Retro: Disc
Missions: 70
Light Years: 1295.6035


Date Mission Pilot
160910   Space Camp: The Revenge Leotard
130824   15 Minutes to Fabulous Leotard
130810   Low Places, Tight Spaces, Permagrin Faces Leotard
130727   SCULimpics 2013 Leotard
130622   Super Mooning: The Revenge Leotard
130601   Sweet Seventeen Leotard
121103   Novemberiffic Omegamission Leotard
120915   Project MUM Leotard
120901   Night of the Living U-Hauls Leotard
120825   For Tinman Leotard
120804   No Matter What Leotard
120721   Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Leotard
120714   Aurora SCULealis DrClaw
120630   One Wet Pilot Leotard
120623   Chopra vs. Godzilla Leotard
110924   Longrange Badass Rendezvous DrClaw
110917   Weird Bumps Leotard
110910   Century Bendicorium Quo SCULibum Non Sit DrClaw
110827   Hurricane Shmurricane Leotard
110820   8-bit Seal Cruft DrClaw
110716   Bach in the USSR (boretum) Leotard
101016   Mega Ride Leotard
101009   Skunk Day Leotard
100904   Hurricane Fail Leotard
100807   Veteran Pilots Day Meets Iron Cog Day Leotard
100731   The Gentille Ladylike Missonette de La Belle Ha... Leotard
100626   T.R.O.N. Leotard
100612   Earth Girls are Easy Leotard
100605   SCULimpics Leotard
100529   Gelatinous Cube Leotard
100522   Secret Places Leotard
091031   Hallowheels 2009 Leotard
091024   Pruny Hands on Film Leotard
091003   Show the Admiral a Good Time - Skunk Day 2009 Leotard
090926   Snobs 'N' Wigs Leotard
090912   Puddle Jumpers Leotard
090905   Stormin' the Castle Leotard
090815   Insidious Perfection Buckminister
090808   Toast to Toast Century Leotard
090725   Soggy Bottom Leotard
090718   Peeecamatic: Pechanical Leotard
090711   Curse of the Crone Leotard
090627   Fallen Heroes Leotard
090620   Wounded Bird Leotard
090613   Chicken Little Rides Again! Leotard
090606   You (Yeah You) Shook Me All Night Long Leotard
090523   Beach 'n' Heat Leotard
090516   Fro00oot L0o0ops Leotard
090502   Art Like a Fart Leotard
081101   Hallowheels 2008 Leotard
081025   Radiation Schmadiation Leotard
081018   Downtown Leotard
081004   Skunk Day Leotard
080927   What, Radiation Again? Leotard
080826   Like playa through the hourglass, So are the da... Leotard
080802   Lost Boys Leotard
080726   It's Hard to Be a Princess Leotard
080712   Balls in Spaaaaaaace Leotard
080628   S'more In Store Leotard
080621   Submersive Choppah Underwater League Leotard
080614   Kick It Like Vomit pywaket
080607   SCUL Day 2008 Leotard
080531   Starship Safari Leotard
080524   Space Truckin' Leotard
080517   Bicycle Boogie Leotard
080502   S.O.S. Reconnaissance Ride Leotard
080426   Merit Badge Leotard
080419   Don't Tell Megaseth it's MegaSeth Day Leotard
080412   Get Everyone Lathed Leotard
071231   Points We Hardly Knew Ye Leotard
Class: Battleship 
Configuration: Fighter 
Thrust Rating: 1.998 
Handling Rating: 2.472 
Difficulty Rating: 7.635