Kick It Like Vomit
For Vomit Day this year we kicked it Old School with some classic
choppergroove and a tour of our old favorite places along the hahbar.
A baby maggot joined on for the mission and Twitch christened his new
ship. Radiation at the launch site meant everyone immediately got 25
points for exposure. oh yeah, bring on the points. Despite the
radiation, pilots made sure to wear high style spacesuits.

High tech ratings abounded as we headed through the
SullivanConstellation's black hole to the deep space Harborwalk. Our
first opportunity to stop for an all out booty shakedown was at a
pier near the USS Constitution. We reminisced about it being the stop
of Op NoMoBadJiggiMoJo. We danced the sprinkler, shopping cart,
pencil sharpener and other important moves to groove and then we
headed onwards. Then we were all like, "dude, where's the navigator?"
and we were like "how could we lose the navigator?" and someone
said "isn't she wearing the boa back there by the tailginner?" So
yeah, we all lost 50 points for not staying behind the navigator. But
back on track we headed to a giant donut by the giant nebula where we
again broke into an all out dance fest while other pilots tried out
each other's ships and we explored the cool views off the hahbar.
We continued on for refueling at Luna Bovas where we partook of
molecules referred to as a chocolate bomb. Sweet!

Vomit decided to lead us the long but nice way home through deep
space to Planet CommAve in the Boston System. En route, Skunk took a
nasty spill on Cloudbuster but kept pushing onward back to the
Cambridge system. A dropped chain forced a stop for a mechanical
when we realized the gravity of his damaged ship. His crank was
rocking in all directions not in a grooving way but in a
holy-crap-that-is-busted way. After taking it apart it was clear that
the bearings had completely shattered and scattered throughout the
bottom bracket. Bad news. Nameless went to the rescue to try to seek
out replacement parts. Alas his replacement parts did not fit
correctly but we forced it all back together and finished the journey
to the landing pad.

No one burned up on reentry! An awesome mission.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
dillweed Ooh La La 202.062  
Diva ToxicWaste 346.344  
eHawk Devastation 845.957   Vice Admiral
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 612.383  
Leotard ShortBus 547.132  
magneato Skylab 444.117  
moose LokiDucker 304.949   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Nameless Water 97.534  
Nosepicker Darkendank 143.531  
Onath Delirium 180.938   Aviator First Class
PainBunny Pale Horse 417.409   Master Chief Petty Officer
pecan Popcycle 182.491  
Pinky Dr. Love 216.898   Petty Officer 3rd Class
pywaket Lazarus 346.718  
Q Chastity 0  
Rotwang Paranoia 221.64   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Socket Spooky Pirate 222.239   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Twitch Garganchua 153.327  
vomit Famine 411.165   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock vomit
Compressor Wrangler Rotwang
Damage Control eHawk
Deck Officer magneato
Flat Bag moose
Medi Bag Leotard
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter Diva
MRC Officer eHawk
Navigator vomit
Radio Wrangler pecan
Recycler Q
Sentry Diva
Sticker Bag Fleet Admiral Skunk
Still Cam Fleet Admiral Skunk
Tailgunner PainBunny
Tool Bag pywaket
Division: MAD
Date: 06/14/2008
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: Hahbah
Light Years: 14.8
G-Well Activity: 1.01
Technical Rating: 5