What, Radiation Again?
Five brave pilots set out in unremitting radiation. We boldly flew
through the constellations of Cambridge, then ventured to downtown
Boston System for heavy-nebula exploration and pastry at Bova's. All
went swimmingly.

Skylab suffered a hull integrity failure resulting in many thruster
dephasings. No other vessels were damaged other than failure of
Summer's sonic disruption systems, which integral auto-repair
processes should ameliorate. (We think it'll be OK when it gets dry.)

All pilots were irradiated other than Buntjigger, whose impervious
foul-weather gear was impervious.

Chanteys performed included the No Front Fender Blues, the Soggy
Chopper Blues, the Only One Chord Progression Blues, and many more.

SCUL is empirically observed to be less faggotty under radiation-heavy

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Buntjigger Sprits'l 250.84  
Leotard Lazarus 1144.59  
magneato Summer 582.572  
moose LokiDucker 424.76  
pywaket Skylab 491.694   Admiral, Fleet Ready
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock magneato
Compressor Wrangler magneato
Damage Control pywaket
Deck Officer Leotard
Flat Bag magneato
Food Wrangler moose
Medi Bag Leotard
Minister of Zoobs Leotard
Mission Leader Leotard
Mission Reporter Leotard
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator pywaket
RadioBox A magneato
Recycler Leotard
Sentry Leotard
Skynet Operator (post-mission) Leotard
Skynet Operator (pre-mission) Fleet Admiral Skunk
Tailgunner Leotard
Tool Bag moose
Division: MAD
Date: 09/27/2008
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: Soggy Chopper Blues
Light Years: 11.895
G-Well Activity: 2.095
Technical Rating: 4.283