Submersive Choppah Underwater League
Skunk prepares to model his nouvelle-vague bathing costume...my Lord,
what a stunning ensemble. The little white bow, 'tis to die for.

BUT SERIOUSLY, we swimmed. Swum. Swommed. Mojitos were provided by
the august Minister of Buckage. Once more a fabulous mission of
seasoned pilots with many private ships was flown, with no mechanicals
and much style. SCUL was riven by social dissension as we returned to
base, but all shall be resolved in due time.

Best wishes, your humble.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Alva High Hard One 167.815   Aviator First Class
Buckminister Sloth 151.299   Commodore
Buntjigger Sprits'l 157.815  
dillweed Star Hustler 95.6401   Commander
Diva Incineraider 359.474   Captain
DrHeadCrash Skylab 398.317  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 286.646  
Grimlocke Gutternaught 152.7   Master Chief Petty Officer
Leotard Lazarus 290.195  
moose LokiDucker 531.827  
Nameless Annihilation 183.631  
Nosepicker Quaziscroto 66.9288  
pywaket Catastrophe 632.913   Commodore
Q Water 0  
Rotwang Paranoia 234.412   Lieutenant
Rubbish Vulvatron 170.367   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Socket Darkendank 95.2807   Petty Officer 2nd Class
swass Star Hustler (Bombardier) 0  
Twitch Garganchua 105.31  
UglySac WatchTheChrome 117.815  
vomit JanBrady 145.417  
waltor Singularity 284.476  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Leotard
Compressor Wrangler DrHeadCrash
Damage Control pywaket
Deck Officer pywaket
Flat Bag Alva
Food Wrangler Buckminister
Medi Bag Buckminister
Minister of Zoobs Leotard
Navigator waltor
Paper Wrangler Fleet Admiral Skunk
Radio Wrangler Diva
Recycler Q
Sentry Rotwang
Skynet Operator (pre-mission) pywaket
Sticker Bag Fleet Admiral Skunk
Still Cam swass
Tailgunner Diva
Tool Bag pywaket
Division: MAD
Date: 06/21/2008
Status: Failure 
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: Heavy Nebula Immersion
Light Years: 10.04
G-Well Activity: 1.402
Technical Rating: 2.081