Mega Ride
I have the wrong hobbies."

VOOM! SCUL was here and gone again, 20+ pilots covering 20-
lightyears at a pace designed to keep our thrusters well warmed up in
the cryogenic Earth conditions. Powered by Megaseth's 80's-inflected
mix, we warped through inner Boston systems in a post-ironic disco

Deathtrap christened his God-awful front-wheel-drive recumbent
Five&Dime, but we still didn't have any mechanicals.

Back at Ft. Joy, there was a maggot trial in which pilots engaged in
mortal Wombat to see who knew the most SCUL trivia. 3Speed won the
NoPrize, and Wombat was knighted with TrezBones' fork from ancient
times. Welcome space brother!

Shout out to all the new pilots and maggots on this mission: Stogie,
Dr Claw, Metoikos, Zygoat and babymaggot Otter, not to mention
Rexy and Sadie and repeat offender DandilyonDax. Take us to the
future, sweet cheeks.

*update* SCUL trivia bonus points have been awarded as per Wombat's
instructions... Thanks, Wombat!

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bendy Dirty Dino 276.1  
Buckminister Synesthesia 735.235  
DandilyonDax Raw Deal   
DeathTrap five and dime 464.382   Commodore
DrClaw Catastrophe 0  
Joyride Saturday Night Special 194.82  
Kpafun Civilianship 117.78   Commodore
Leotard Lazarus 509.772  
MegaSeth NightFever 499.423  
metoikos Swamp Thing 0  
moose LokiDucker 645.269   Commander
Nosepicker G.I. Jane 94.148   Ensign
Otter D.B. Cooper 0   Recruit
RexHazard Papi Bombaloocious 213.9   Master Chief Petty Officer
SadieBlake ChopperEnvy 548.95   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
SelfDestruct Delirium 425.133  
Stogie Vindaloo 503.9   Captain
Threespeed Iron Butterfly 745.872  
vomit Famine 1980.62   Admiral, Fleet Ready
Wombat Summer 670.154   Senior Chief Petty Officer
ZyGoat Darkendank 0  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock vomit
Chalk Bag Joyride
ComSat Monkey vomit
Damage Control Leotard
Deck Officer vomit
Flat Bag metoikos
Food Wrangler Wombat
Medi Bag Kpafun
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Leader vomit
MRC Officer vomit
Navigator MegaSeth
Print Jockey vomit
RadioBox A Buckminister
Skynet Operator (post-mission) vomit
Skynet Operator (pre-mission) vomit
Sticker Bag Wombat
Still Cam Stogie
Tailgunner moose
Tool Bag SadieBlake
Wookiee Bag Threespeed
Division: MAD
Date: 10/16/2010
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Joy
Destination: the time of skinny ties and mesh shirts
Light Years: 19.64
G-Well Activity: 1.1
Technical Rating: 2.4