Pruny Hands on Film
How did SCUL respond to predictions of major Saturnight radiation?
Epic radiation predicted. Epic radiation pwned. SCUL pilots ain't made
of sugar, that's for sure.

We had the largest contingent of the *season* ridin' in style,
including many maggots, and a few floaties. Three
(count them!) three radioboxes not only busted the funk, they shred
the funk into tiny little cross-cut bits, buried it with garlic, and
watered it down with cement. Pure

We had standard mission waypoints on routing, with a generally
accelerated schedule. Shore leave at the training modules (disguised
as a children's playground) was unexpectedly interrupted by three high
powered radiation beams, streaming forth from well-protected power
sources buried deep within the earth itself. We were generally well
prepared for much radiation this mission. Bendy self-diagnosed a case
of radiation-suit-fail-induced chopper crotch, and chose to rock the
underwear all the way back to base.

Multiple surveillance droids were present, if discreet. Apparently
some earth-based television producers wanted to film SCUL for their
"pilot" episode in a series about bike culture. (Har har.) We not only
allowed FBI and Lumber to ride with us, but they did not also become
our dinner. We got on well.

We all went back to the fort and had explosively decompressed
Earth corn.

Slow mutation effects from the excessive radiation included pruny
hands and bad hair, along with Bendy's aforementioned advanced case of
radiation-induced chopper crotch. Decontamination chambers were much

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bendy Pestilence 431.106  
DubbleU Yellow Vomit 175.895   Ensign
FBI Lust 192.911   Aviator First Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1093.15  
hackworth Chastity 859.375  
Kpafun Donkey 425.351   Petty Officer 1st Class
ld50 Moroni 420.717  
Leotard Lazarus 678.509  
Lumber Angry Candy (Passenger) 266.895   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Pretzel Annihilation 376.927   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Q Summer 597.057   Admiral
Raven Darkendank 0  
SelfDestruct Delirium 611.567   Lieutenant Commander
Skidmark Circus Peanut 227.801   Ensign
Threespeed Schadenfreude 734.753  
Treekiller Angry Candy (Passenger) 0  
vomit JanBrady 350.932   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
yt Pride 422.297  
ZombiePhD Yellow Submarine 313.011  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Leotard
Cleaner yt
Damage Control SelfDestruct
Deck Officer Bendy
Filmer Lumber
Flat Bag Kpafun
Food Wrangler hackworth
Medi Bag Kpafun
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter Q
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator Fleet Admiral Skunk
RadioBox A Leotard
Skynet Operator (post-mission) Q
Skynet Operator (pre-mission) Leotard
Sticker Bag yt
Still Cam ld50
Tailgunner Threespeed
Tool Bag Kpafun
Division: MAD
Date: 10/24/2009
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Bartlett
Destination: Our inner nebula
Light Years: 12.779
G-Well Activity: 1.682
Technical Rating: 2.911