Hurricane Fail
The Chelsea System proved to be among the friendliest of the
SCUL-patrolled universe as SCUL made a rare trip out to the Revere
System to answer a distress call from deep space.

Threespeed excellently navigated the fleet through heavy space
turbulence, and all along our patrols, SCUL was cheered on by hoots,
hollers, high-5s and civies dancing in the streets.

We made sure to stop at Luna Katz's for refueling on savory grenades,
many pilots stocked up on reserve fuel as this is considered some of
the highest quality savory grenade available in the Massachusetts
Galaxy. Others took the opportunity to investigate a previously
unknown entity called the "bagel dog". A report is pending but initial
response seemed posi.

SCUL arrived at the distress call to find a historic Spice Mining
Station in need of our assistance. The wind off the nearby nebula
proved a challenge, but the Spice Miners had prepared by setting up a
cozy fire on the banks. The resulting shore leave was so pleasant that
extended its stay quite a bit longer than usual. But our trusty
navigator knew there were higher tech ratings out there still waiting
for us, so the fleet moved on to finish our mission.

Again, the civilians cheered and danced through our return flight
through the Chelsea System. We then continued on to a fairly
comprehensive and intricately patterned patrol through our more
regular terrain in the Cambridge System. This particular time in the
SCUL season is marked by a massive surge in the migrant food reserves.
Pilots made sure to increase the level of high-fives.

Our mission complete, we returned to base, satisfied at a job well
done, and a mission with no mechanicals or injury.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 368.725   Commander
Axeman Tower of Power 254.688   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Buckminister Immaculate Taco 501.978  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1147.76  
hackworth Synesthesia 1136.81  
Joyride Saturday Night Special 187.086   Lieutenant Commander
Keebler Curb Burner 0  
Leotard Lazarus 489.788  
Threespeed Mad Rabbit 798.146  
Treekiller chlorophyll 434.509  
vomit Famine 878.697   Commander
yt SecretAsianSCULly 1128.99  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Fleet Admiral Skunk
Chalk Bag AceHole
ComSat Monkey Buckminister
Damage Control yt
Deck Officer hackworth
Flat Bag Leotard
Food Wrangler Keebler
Medi Bag Keebler
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter vomit
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator Threespeed
Paper Wrangler Fleet Admiral Skunk
Print Jockey Fleet Admiral Skunk
RadioBox A Leotard
Skynet Operator (pre-mission) hackworth
Sticker Bag Treekiller
Still Cam AceHole
Tailgunner vomit
Tool Bag Buckminister
Wookiee Bag hackworth
Division: MAD
Date: 09/04/2010
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Joy
Destination: wicked pahty dude
Light Years: 18.927
G-Well Activity: 1.892
Technical Rating: 4.999