Lost Boys
Well, those lost boys were so lost that they didn't even initially
give us the correct location for the distress call. Clever scul
pilots manage to clear up the issue and rescue the wayward boyz with
much funk. We even collected a wayward maggot... that Fishtale kid. It
was great because they seemed overworked anyhow.

Meanwhile we got to see folks bust the funk with fire, which was also
quite lovely and thrilling, and better yet, no one burned off all
their hair. Well, maybe not better yet... flames are pretty
hilarious. Before we left the par-tay merriments were exchanged and
nosepicker managed to seal his fate for first pilot to receive an
award of creepy. you should ask him about it, it's pretty creepy.

We departed after realigning the lost ones' funk capacity, and from
there we rode off into space and busted some funk all over the place.
It was all good, and we had some fantastic navtail work. Did that
babymaggot the fleet admiral brought along ever manage to get his
required high fives? Of course he did! He's the fleet admiral's
maggot. Go Falcon, I hear they were cute too.

Aside from there there was much joy of note. Nameless especially gets
noted for splashing a bunch on two occasions, and I've never seen an
exploding Big Gulp fly so far.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BaneThunderwolf Pale Horse 259.082   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Buckminister Summer 376.957  
Buntjigger Sprits'l 180.03  
DrHeadCrash Skylab 629.804   Vice Admiral
eHawk Rauchbier 395.7  
EvilTwin Spooky Pirate 216.33   Lieutenant
Falcon Circus Peanut 0   Recruit
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 668.39  
Leotard Lazarus 564.793  
magneato The Halting Problem 323.138  
moose LokiDucker 275.848  
Nameless D.B. Cooper 132.175  
Nosepicker USMDSUP3LGPMNTI 180.03   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
pecan Popcycle 232.289  
pywaket IvoryTower 294.269   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Q Delirium 0  
Thalo Yer Mom 0  
Veal Dr. Love 242.896   Senior Chief Petty Officer
vomit JanBrady 295.341  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Leotard
Damage Control eHawk
Deck Officer eHawk
Flat Bag Thalo
Food Wrangler Buckminister
Medi Bag Veal
Minister of Zoobs Leotard
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter eHawk
Navigator Thalo
Paper Wrangler Fleet Admiral Skunk
Print Jockey Fleet Admiral Skunk
Radio Wrangler Leotard
Recycler Falcon
Sentry pecan
Sticker Bag Fleet Admiral Skunk
Still Cam vomit
Tailgunner DrHeadCrash
Tool Bag DrHeadCrash
Division: MAD
Date: 08/02/2008
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: Allston System
Light Years: 14.782
G-Well Activity: 3.325
Technical Rating: 3.117