The Gentille Ladylike Missonette de La Belle Hapteau in Space
This mission's technical difficulty rating belies Hapto's navimagational
style. Seriously, hold on to your space-pants and throw open the
throttle - wahoo!

Food barely knew what hit them (overhead, in several variations: OH. MY.
GOD!) and STs never materialized to spike the funk.

We had dancing in the streets, sparklers over a rolling - maybe, hard to
see at night - vista, and racing around a space-track. /Other stuff too/

There was a wormhole around an aqueous nebula, surrounded by poison ivy
that which didn't seem to faze Nosepicker, who charged it several times
victoriously, if you count victory as never giving up.

And RexHazard hucked his tallbike made of pipe over a fence... and
I'll bet he doesn't even know how badass that is...

And princesses. Lots of 'em, power to 'em.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Axeman Swayze Express 542.895   Commodore
Bendy Swamp Thing 735.322   Admiral
Bird Civilianship 48.579   Recruit
Buckminister Immaculate Taco 712.642   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
ConCarne Energy 599.6   Chief Petty Officer
DeathTrap Easy Like Sunday Morning 997.149   Master Chief Petty Officer
Frenchy Spooky Pirate 593.607   Chief Petty Officer
hackworth Pestilence 979.703  
Hapto Basquiat 1279.88   Lieutenant Commander
Kpafun Rambostiltskin 292.895  
Leotard Lazarus 772.96   Commander
ltrain Yer Mom 617.895   Senior Chief Petty Officer
MonkeyBoy Anarchy 93.19   Aviator
MsMoon Star Hustler (Bombardier) 492.372   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Nosepicker G.I. Jane 105.652  
pecan Circus Peanut 240.783   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Phooka HollyGoGoLightly 290.512   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Plasmonster Mad Rabbit 1144.25   Commodore
Poutine Ooh La La 509.973   Chief Petty Officer
Resonator Ez Raider 187.688   Aviator First Class
RexHazard Pioneer 364.126   Petty Officer 2nd Class
SelfDestruct Delirium 637.486   Vice Admiral
Shakes Pride 708.551   Ensign
Slaphappy Annihilation 749.728   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Threespeed Star Hustler 565.048   Admiral
Treekiller chlorophyll 403.573   Admiral
yt SecretAsianSCULly 932.507  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Shakes
Chalk Bag pecan
ComSat Monkey hackworth
Damage Control Poutine
Deck Officer Hapto
Filmer Plasmonster
Flat Bag Resonator
Food Wrangler Kpafun
Medi Bag Bendy
Minister of Zoobs hackworth
Mission Leader Hapto
Mission Reporter Hapto
Navigator Hapto
Radio Wrangler Threespeed
RadioBox A Leotard
Skynet Operator (post-mission) Hapto
Skynet Operator (pre-mission) yt
Sticker Bag DeathTrap
Still Cam Plasmonster
Tailgunner DeathTrap
Tool Bag Slaphappy
Wookiee Bag ltrain
Division: MAD
Date: 07/31/2010
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Bartlett
Destination: Sparkly, glorious, oh-so-fashionable doom
Light Years: 19.63
G-Well Activity: 4.339
Technical Rating: 4.98