Balls in Spaaaaaaace
It started with a simple thought.

Rescue Schemey's balls. One of which was blue. The other of which
was deflated. And then play with the full set of chrome cahones
called "Bocce" balls. Vice Admiral Ehawk lead the charge... "to
AND BEYOND!" (ok, she didn't really say that, but she could have and
it would have totally made sense.) Babymaggot Beaker and Fishtale
were surprisingly unapprehensive of the impending ball play, even
among threats of schoolboying and hazing.

We launched with the usual fanfare, and with Evil Twin navigating the
fleet with a primary spin through the Davis system, and with a minor
mechanical we drifted past the Harvard System and to Luna 7-11, where
we procured ball shaped snaacks (and some snacks shaped like chips)
and danced with the crazed and the homeless.

We then changed course for the Danahy Constellation, to lay down our
balls, and toss them and step on them and aim for a blinky beacon in
competitive fashion. We lost some folks to some low hanginging
asteroids, but the power of balls compelled them forward, and our
destination was reached.

Oh the games the commenced! The sound of metal on metal on chorme,
blinky echoed throughout the system followed by the cheers of
successful pilots, then a game that may only have been described as
dodge hackeysack.

Then with a sickening crack, Rear Admiral Lower Half Pecan lost a
battle with the "pedestrian" sidewalk. I'm sure there was some sort
uncertain retaliation in play. Medical aide was distributed, time
taken, whiskey was used as a muscle relaxant and lo - she was good
new (well, a totally new 'scratch-n-dent' model.)

Triumphant, that we have acquired an injury, and played with our
balls, we returned to base.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Beaker Delirium 100.334   Aviator First Class
Buckminister Dr. Love 156.037  
DrHeadCrash Compliance 325.885  
eHawk Rauchbier 421.567  
EvilTwin Spooky Pirate 211.703   Ensign
Fishtale Circus Peanut 141.937   Aviator First Class
Hapto Basquiat 289.966   Captain
ld50 Darkendank 0   Recruit
Leotard Lazarus 421.705  
Nosepicker Pestilence 123.652  
pecan Popcycle 137.6  
pywaket Skylab 151.294  
Samurai Heartbreaker 152.607   Lieutenant
Schemey cacapeepeepoopoo 108.775  
UglySac WatchTheChrome 152.775   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
vomit JanBrady 253.609  
ZombiePhD Curb Burner 168.206   Master Chief Petty Officer
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock UglySac
Compressor Wrangler ZombiePhD
Damage Control Samurai
Deck Officer eHawk
Flat Bag Nosepicker
Medi Bag Leotard
Minister of Zoobs Leotard
Mission Leader eHawk
Mission Reporter Hapto
Navigator EvilTwin
Radio Wrangler pecan
Recycler Beaker
Sentry Leotard
Skynet Operator (post-mission) Hapto
Still Cam vomit
Tailgunner DrHeadCrash
Division: MAD
Date: 07/12/2008
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: Spaceballs
Light Years: 7.973
G-Well Activity: 2.587
Technical Rating: 3.2221