S'more In Store
We came, we saw, we derbied and ate smores. Yeah. Take that.

Under an atmospheric misty fog, thirteen pilots and one guest
navigated through the
cambridge and somerville systems.

All was chill. We arrived at a distress call to launch
sculpilot Rotwang into deep space. Kamikaze sanctified the ceremonies
with amazing gymnastic feats involving a trampoline, trash can,
bookshelf, and several large lawn chairs.

From there, the fleet headed off to a secret location for
smores-making and derbying. Unfortunately, high levels of radiation
residue on all nearby sources of fuel required us to eat our smores
raw. But all was good, and Nosepicker was just happy there was candy
at all. Raw smores eating was accomplished with gusto.

A StormTrooper had apparently been called to investigate our
operations at our secret location. After communicating his disbelief
that anyone had even noticed our activities, let alone complained
about them, he called in the following report into his radio:

ST (into radio): Yeah, these individuals are in the middle of nowhere.
They're just riding their bikes around.

ST (to us): Just turn the music off and you guys are fine...

US: Okay, thanks!

We then commenced with two officially-ST-sanctioned derbies.

After a bit more R+R, the fleet headed back to the landing
pad, where mission leader Ehawk congratulated us on completing all our
mission objectives. Success!

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 159.24  
Buntjigger Sprits'l 209.24  
DrHeadCrash Moosey Fate 335.173   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
eHawk Rauchbier 381.651  
Kamikaze Mjollnir 307.681   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Leotard Lazarus 386.537  
magneato Skylab 781.423  
Mosquito Annihilation 252.307   Chief Petty Officer
PainBunny Pale Horse 467.034   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Spooky Delirium 261.761   Chief Petty Officer
UglySac WatchTheChrome 159.24  
Veal Spooky Pirate 234.427   Chief Petty Officer
vomit JanBrady 409.405   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock vomit
Compressor Wrangler DrHeadCrash
Damage Control Spooky
Deck Officer magneato
Flat Bag Buntjigger
Food Wrangler eHawk
Medi Bag magneato
Minister of Zoobs Leotard
Mission Leader eHawk
Mission Reporter vomit
Navigator vomit
Radio Wrangler Spooky
Recycler UglySac
Sentry PainBunny
Skynet Operator (pre-mission) magneato
Tailgunner PainBunny
Tool Bag Kamikaze
Division: MAD
Date: 06/28/2008
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: the middle of nowhere
Light Years: 13.23
G-Well Activity: 2.012
Technical Rating: 3.376