Fallen Heroes
This night we ride to honor the fallen, apropos the all too timely
demise of *Michael Jackson*, the King of Pop. We mourn for Bubbles.
Who will think of the chimp?

A small valiant mission. Maggot Yoyo suffered a severe engineering
failure in which the ram of his ship snapped clean, and had to be
airlifted out. With him went Joyride as transport support. Shortly
after, pilot Pecan was stricken by space weevil infestation. After
brief yet severe G-well activity, we packed it in.

Bloody, battered and bowed, we persevere. On the way, we rocked a
lotta food.

We bid a fond farewell to Sunshine, knighted today as he departed for
the faraway lands of Chi-ca-go, cape fluttering in the streetlight.

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Axeman Swayze Express 317.545   Petty Officer 2nd Class
BoomBoom Anger 0   Recruit
Buckminister Immaculate Taco 285.582  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 449.628  
Joyride SawedOff 240.225   Captain
Leotard Lazarus 964.68   Admiral
Nosepicker Civilianship 23.509  
pecan Darkendank 113.835   Master Chief Petty Officer
Sunshine Mjollnir 0   Recruit
Yoyo Stilleto 138.856   Aviator First Class
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Sunshine
Chalk Bag pecan
Damage Control BoomBoom
Deck Officer Axeman
Deck Officer Asst. Leotard
Flat Bag Yoyo
Medi Bag Joyride
Minister of Zoobs Leotard
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter Leotard
MRC Officer Leotard
Navigator Buckminister
RadioBox A Leotard
Skynet Operator (post-mission) Leotard
Sticker Bag Axeman
Still Cam Fleet Admiral Skunk
Tailgunner Joyride
Tool Bag Buckminister
Division: MAD
Date: 06/27/2009
Status: Failure 
Origin: Fort Bartlett
Destination: Beyond the Grave
Light Years: 8.268
G-Well Activity: 4.083
Technical Rating: 2.89