We toughed it out. We are definitely built tougher than the Boston
system, and busted the electro-funk the whole way through.

With a quick shore-leave to a training facility en route, we made our
way to the JP system in search of steam, flickering and flashing our way
through deep space with DeathTrap as assistant Navi. STs abounded, but
spirits prevailed. Buckminister totally pwnzrd the zeitgeist of TRON,
Axeman lead a skateboarder into a deathtrap, and Kpafun blared on a
sweet-ass vuvuzela.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Axeman Swayze Express 587.775   Commander
Buckminister Immaculate Taco 1251.65   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
DeathTrap Noname Special 0   Recruit
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 581.575  
Keebler Ooh La La 0  
Kpafun Rambostiltskin 217.775  
Leotard Lazarus 11.6773  
ltrain Dr. Love 0  
Plasmonster Annihilation 732.011   Commander
Q Delirium 228.088  
SelfDestruct Ez Raider 693.682   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Threespeed Iron Butterfly 1296.18   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Treekiller Lust 398.128   Vice Admiral
Veal Pale Horse 555.408   Master Chief Petty Officer
Yarko Darkendank 354.483   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Treekiller
Chalk Bag Axeman
ComSat Monkey SelfDestruct
Damage Control Leotard
Deck Officer Axeman
Deck Officer Asst. ltrain
Filmer SelfDestruct
Flat Bag Veal
Medi Bag DeathTrap
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter Plasmonster
MRC Officer Threespeed
Navigator Plasmonster
RadioBox A Leotard
Sentry Yarko
Skynet Operator (pre-mission) Axeman
Sticker Bag Axeman
Still Cam Plasmonster
Tailgunner Veal
Tool Bag Keebler
Wookiee Bag SelfDestruct
Division: MAD
Date: 06/26/2010
Status: Failure 
Origin: Fort Bartlett
Destination: Cyberspace Hell
Light Years: 18.812
G-Well Activity: 3.733
Technical Rating: 2.198