Radiation Schmadiation
Let's see... there was radiation, there was riding, there was holding
nosepicker down and trying to make him miserable....

Oh, and somewhere along the way Twitch lost his pants. Well... he was
at least walking around with them around his ankles for a while.

Turbopickle made pilot! It was excellent, and before the mission he
brought us this excellent scul space chantey which he composed and

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Pilot Ship Points Promotion
eHawk Devastation 403.32  
EvilTwin Mjollnir 213.6  
Leotard Lazarus 354.168  
moose LokiDucker 160.718  
Nameless Yer Mom 98.535  
Nosepicker Pestilence 267.177  
pywaket IvoryTower 408.944  
TurboPickle Chastity 251.217   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Twitch Delirium 91.0848  
UglySac $2 Drafts! 227.363   Vice Admiral
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock eHawk
Damage Control Leotard
Deck Officer pywaket
Deck Officer Asst. Leotard
Flat Bag UglySac
Medi Bag pywaket
Mission Leader Nosepicker
Mission Reporter eHawk
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator EvilTwin
RadioBox A Leotard
Sentry TurboPickle
Skynet Operator (post-mission) eHawk
Still Cam Fleet Admiral Skunk
Tailgunner eHawk
Tool Bag pywaket
Division: MAD
Date: 10/25/2008
Status: Failure 
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: pants?
Light Years: 7.243
G-Well Activity: 2.666
Technical Rating: 2.555