Pilot Date2003.10.25
Total Light Years1,041.21

A space pirate on the Meteor-ship, Abraxas; she
travels through the galaxy robbing civilized
planets and moons of the color orange.
Due to a short in her navigational control panel,
she crash landed in the Somerville sector of the
Boston Nebula.
Unfortunately, the part she needs to fix her ship
is still out of stock at Amazon.
But for now she's content riding bicycles and
making this planet a little more colorful.


Mission Leader3
Deck Officer2
Gate Attendant3
Tool Bag59.25
Flat Bag3
Medi Bag2
Chalk Bag5
Still Cam2
Damage Control1
Mission Debriefer1
Radio Wrangler4
Skynet Operator Pre1


MRC Basic
Fort Maintenance
Colors on Bag


Hosted ByNameless
Pilot Date2003.10.25

Pilots Hosted: 8

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
2012.11.03 MAD Novemberiffic Omegamission D.B. Cooper
2012.10.13 MAD Bring Them Home D.B. Cooper
2012.07.21 MAD Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Civilian Ship
2012.05.26 MAD I Don't Want To Grow Up Circus Peanut
2011.10.15 MAD Gag Me With A Raspberry Beret Civilian Ship
2011.10.08 MAD Skunk Day Civilian Ship
2011.08.20 MAD 8-bit Seal Cruft Darkendank
2010.09.18 MAD SCULimpics Night Games Civilian Ship
2010.07.31 MAD The Gentille Ladylike Missonette de La Belle Ha... Circus Peanut
2009.08.01 MAD Defend The Kingdom! (Hapto Day 09) Darkendank
2009.07.25 MAD Soggy Bottom Darkendank
2009.07.18 MAD Peeecamatic: Pechanical Darkendank
2009.06.27 MAD Fallen Heroes Darkendank
2009.06.06 MAD You (Yeah You) Shook Me All Night Long Darkendank
2009.05.23 MAD Beach 'n' Heat Popcycle
2009.04.04 MAD Aplhamission Swamp Thing
2008.11.01 MAD Hallowheels 2008 Popcycle
2008.10.18 MAD Downtown Darkendank
2008.10.11 MAD Ba-Honk-a-donk in tha Trunk Civilian Ship
2008.10.04 MAD Skunk Day Darkendank
2008.09.13 MAD Mony Mony (ride ChromePony) Chrome Pony
2008.09.06 MAD The Pilots of Wetzpance (or The S stands for Su... Swamp Thing
2008.08.27 MAD SCULimpics and Petrified Fish Poop Popcycle
2008.08.26 MAD Like playa through the hourglass, So are the da... Popcycle
2008.08.16 MAD Friendly Fire Swamp Thing
2008.08.02 MAD Lost Boys Popcycle
2008.07.26 MAD It's Hard to Be a Princess Popcycle
2008.07.19 MAD So Hot My Mission Name Melted Popcycle
2008.07.12 MAD Balls in Spaaaaaaace Popcycle
2008.06.14 MAD Kick It Like Vomit Popcycle
2008.06.07 MAD SCUL Day 2008 Popcycle
2008.05.31 MAD Starship Safari Popcycle
2008.05.24 MAD Space Truckin' Popcycle
2008.05.17 MAD Bicycle Boogie Popcycle
2008.04.26 MAD Merit Badge Popcycle
2008.04.05 MAD AlphaMissle 08 Popcycle
2007.10.27 MAD Omegamission Sugardaddy
2007.10.20 MAD Ah, Go Fly a Kite! Sugardaddy
2007.10.06 MAD Skunk Day Honkfest Sugardaddy
2007.08.04 MAD Radiation Treatment Sugardaddy
2007.07.28 MAD Hapto Day Sugardaddy
2007.07.21 MAD SCULimpics 2007 Sugardaddy
2007.06.23 MAD Fresh (Pond) Air Sugardaddy
2007.06.02 MAD SCUL Day 2007 Sugardaddy
2007.05.19 MAD Why Does It Always Radiate On My Parade? Sugardaddy
2007.04.21 MAD Down By The Old Mill Stream... Sugardaddy
2006.09.30 MAD Bovine Bonanza Sugardaddy
2006.08.06 MAD Design Skwad Swamp Thing
2006.07.15 MAD SCULimpics 2006 Sugardaddy
2006.07.08 MAD Waltor Day 2006 Sugardaddy
2006.07.01 MAD First of July Sugardaddy
2006.05.27 MAD Keep On Truckin (Rotwang Day) Sugardaddy
2006.05.06 MAD Alphamission 06 Sugardaddy
2005.10.15 MAD Radiation Scattering Sugardaddy
2005.10.08 MAD Skunk Day 05 Anarchy
2005.08.26 MAD Operation Super Posi Sugardaddy
2005.08.20 MAD Egg Toss Sugardaddy
2005.07.23 MAD Megaseth Day Sugardaddy
2005.07.16 MAD Post SCULimpics Sugardaddy
2005.06.25 MAD LowKey Sugardaddy
2005.06.18 MAD DiscoInferno (VomitDay 2005) Sugardaddy
2005.06.04 MAD SCUL Day 2005 Sugardaddy
2005.05.14 MAD Stoodio53 Sugardaddy
2005.04.16 MAD Mega Seth a liscous Sugardaddy
2005.04.09 MAD Beta Missssion 05 Swamp Thing
2004.10.30 MAD Hallowheels 2004 (Omegamission) Sugardaddy
2004.09.25 MAD Axis of Elvis Sugardaddy
2004.08.28 MAD Picnic Basket (Moose Day) Sugardaddy
2004.08.07 MAD Booty Camp Sugardaddy
2004.07.17 MAD SCULimpics 2004 Sugardaddy
2004.07.10 MAD Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day) Sugardaddy
2004.06.20 MAD LoveTrain Sugardaddy
2004.06.05 MAD SCUL Day 2004 (Abandon All Clothes) Swamp Thing
2004.05.15 MAD Opertation Shoulda Turned Left At Albuquerque Swamp Thing
2004.05.08 MAD Derby Durby Derbie Spooky Pirate
2004.04.17 MAD Stop N Chop Pride
2004.04.10 MAD Beta Ride Swamp Thing
2004.04.03 MAD Alphamission 04 Swamp Thing
2003.10.25 MAD As Seen On TV Pig Champion
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