Fresh (Pond) Air
Terms of success for this mission were not clearly stated by top brass
and therefore it is difficult to determine whether or not this mission
can actually categorized as successful, but what the heck.

was a resounding success: Bubo and Frenchy led the t-shirt cavalry
charge, Nosepicker fixed everything in sight, and Retard helped Skunk
finish the Muppet Coat of Light.

Hapto hung around Fort Chateau Level 2 waiting for pilots to show
up... but it turns out that they were actually on level 1 eating jelly

Our launch was slightly
delayed due to paper airplane shortage, but once things began to roll
things got a lot better. The Sonic disruptor array was really putting
out the funkecules!

We set off without much incident, two Maggots (Retard and Spruce),
and one guest (Soup Kitchen) in tow. Down and straight through Davis,
and though the back paths, beyond Alewife... to a wonderfly secluded
derby arena. We had Varsity, JV and Boggie! Dig?

From there we went off to Luna DD's and watched the Tie fighters
refuel, that then oops wrong direction... then ride in the dark
hither an yon (luckily we had a good number of forward beams) into
deep space around the Fresh Pond Nebula, then back to major routes
into the Harvard Constellation. Then riderideride, and then Nosepicker
broke his chain (apparently trying to put his water in Hapto's basket)
at least he had the courtesy to break down in front of a very
interesting tree... so like thing that go around... are well gone
around... things that are tall and climbable... even if they may or
may not be dead... need to be climbed.

So they did.

Rotwang despite riding a very small ship called
decided that he would be an honorary 'tallbike" for the evening, and
would weave through the crowd yelling "tallbike!tallbike!coming
through!) and would then weave and pull in front of Waltor, as one in
flight on a HARV might. Diva might fine him alot of points... (-5o per
infraction) but then one might hope she is kidding.

Then we went off and rode some more. It was largely uneventful. Or I
don't remember... maybe it was the Sweeeeet tea that Masokist was drinkin.

Then we inducted Retatrd into our ranks, and we did the best we could
dispite transported civilians deciding they wanted to be knighted.. or
more realistically fix the plastic piece that was dragging on the
ground... we shoed them away right-proper.

The End.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bubo Darkendank 621.804   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
dillweed Skylab 244.921   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Diva Incineraider 700.56  
eHawk Annihilation 587.307   Captain
Feet Civilianship 86.449   Aviator
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1031.98  
Frenchy El Guapo 621.665   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Grimlocke Lust 193.823   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Hapto Basquiat 243.416  
Kaibosch Scrotesque 193.81   Lieutenant
Leotard Spooky Pirate 259.598   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Masokist Sloth 207.193  
MegaSeth NightFever 224.331   Commodore
Mittens Anger 118.083   Aviator First Class
moose LokiDucker 291.254   Captain
Nosepicker G.I. Jane 90.6495  
pecan Sugardaddy 93.8539   Lieutenant
pywaket Catastrophe 535.265   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Rotwang Famine 118.016   Ensign
Rubbish Pride 259.866   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Scurvy Ez Raider 64.3969   Petty Officer 1st Class
SecretChief Yer Mom 187.245   Master Chief Petty Officer
Spruce Chastity 270.601   Petty Officer 1st Class
Threespeed Iron Butterfly 136.915   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
waltor Singularity 352.219   Commander
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Nosepicker
Chalk Bag Bubo
Compressor Wrangler Spruce
Damage Control Grimlocke
Deck Officer Diva
Flat Bag pywaket
Food Wrangler pywaket
Medi Bag Grimlocke
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter Hapto
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator waltor
Print Jockey Fleet Admiral Skunk
Radio Wrangler Bubo
Sentry Frenchy
Skynet Operator (pre-mission) Diva
Sticker Bag Leotard
Still Cam Fleet Admiral Skunk
Tailgunner Diva
Tool Bag eHawk
Division: MAD
Date: 06/23/2007
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: classified
Light Years: 13.31
G-Well Activity: 2.336
Technical Rating: 3.493