Once upon a time there was a chopper gang named Nosepickah. NO WAIT! Let's call it SCUL: the happy chopper gang of the earliest part of the 24th century! Yay, super posi! Okay, do we like had a maggot, her name is Masochist, she's cool. So like, we rode these ships and people on the street FREEEKED OWT. That's nothing new, but that don't mean we love it. We really love it. So I't like Megaseth day, and like, he wasn't here, but he says "when it's Megaseth Day, you will know!" Aint that the truth! Megaseth is 200 feet tall, and fire comes out of hid hu-man exaust port! WEYYYUUW! Our destination was classified when we left, but later we realized it was all about dumpin' fuel! And to lay skids across the Boston Marathon finish line. Both objectives were easy. Then Appleseed CRUSHED the living daylights out of poor MMC SwampThing with his mighty girth! Boy oh boy that pilot is massive! So like, he's BIG! And that mast is tiny! THE END! We fixed it as best as we could, but you know how it is. I mean, take a look at the guy! BEEFCAKE CITY! Anyway, we went to the playground, and we played and played and played until we decided to go home and then the ST's we're like "MOVE IT ALONG!" which was great! So we went to MIT to dump more fuel and ride down the stairs. Then we went back to base THE END.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Appleseed Swamp Thing 220.364   Master Chief Petty Officer
beezwax Trez Bonz 333.522   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Bird Pestilence 347.746   Master Chief Petty Officer
Blipblipbeep Dr. Love 495.441   Master Chief Petty Officer
Bologna GoJo 680.236   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Buttercup Mjollnir 364.515   Petty Officer 2nd Class
CaptainUnderpants Devastation 498.709   Lieutenant
DeCaf Freakazoid 238.79   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Ezekiel Cyclotron 281.166   Chief Petty Officer
Fleet Admiral Skunk Catastrophe 293.093   Lieutenant
LordManwhore Pig Champion 210.752   Chief Petty Officer
Masokist Ooh La La 238.732   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Mittens PlateOShrimp 167.936   Petty Officer 1st Class
moose LokiDucker 262.634   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Murray Circus Peanut 198.072   Aviator First Class
Nameless Slag 682.727   Lieutenant
Nosepicker Famine 198.255   Ensign
Onath Spooky Pirate 673.521   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Oppo Anger 923.556   Lieutenant Commander
pecan Sugardaddy 112.168   Petty Officer 1st Class
Phooka Abandon All Hope 373.671   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Samurai George Dilboy 301.578   Ensign
Scurvy Delirium 259.357   Petty Officer 1st Class
Shakes Annihilation 982.51   Ensign
Sweetums Pale Horse 252.68   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Threespeed Schadenfreude 1006.23   Commander
TightPants Darkendank 184.064   Aviator First Class
Treehugger War 171.483   Petty Officer 1st Class
Mission Task Pilot
Filmer Samurai
Navigator Nameless
Tailgunner Onath
Tool Bag Oppo
Division: MAD
Date: 04/16/2005
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: Skid on finish line
Light Years: 10.29
G-Well Activity: 1.957
Technical Rating: 3.621