Skunk Day Honkfest
Mission report pending recovery and return to full aural function. 32
pilots reported for duty. TheSchlitz poured freely over the bows and
cockpits of several new ships (insert names here). High points
included crashing the Honkatorium, Derby in theBrighton System, an
adventure in Fenway Deep Space, and triple Funk-Busting knighting
ceremony of pilots JoyRide, Spruce, and Pretzel.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Asher BicycleDescendingAStaircase 124.528   Petty Officer 3rd Class
dillweed 100Hz 556.511   Commander
Dozer Delirium 275.313   Commodore
eHawk Devastation 105.188  
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 377.544  
geekhouse Compliance 317.431   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Hapto Angry Candy (Passenger) 146.69  
Joyride SawedOff 186.05   Senior Chief Petty Officer
magneato Trez Bonz 0  
MegaSeth NightFever 261.955  
MeltDown Mjollnir 318.444   Petty Officer 2nd Class
moose LokiDucker 603.088   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
MsMoon Star Hustler (Bombardier) 161.508  
pecan Sugardaddy 148.753  
Pretzel Civilianship 37.21  
Rotwang GoldenBoy 238.155   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Rubbish Oolong 183.34  
Samurai Heartbreaker 241.924   Commander
Spruce Circus Peanut 156.685   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Threespeed Star Hustler 181.365   Vice Admiral
Turtle Greed 272.999   Petty Officer 3rd Class
vomit JanBrady 224.882   Lieutenant Commander
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Dozer
Chalk Bag MeltDown
Compressor Wrangler magneato
Damage Control Axeman
Food Wrangler dillweed
Medi Bag geekhouse
Navigator dillweed
Sticker Bag Axeman
Tailgunner moose
Tool Bag dillweed
Division: MAD
Date: 10/06/2007
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: Honkytown
Light Years: 15.7
G-Well Activity: 1.55
Technical Rating: 4.26