SCULimpics 2007
Frame huck, Skid, Doubles, Doublemint, Limbo, Donut, DerbySplat, and
Chopperball events were carried out with success. Rorty
times were had by all including tallbike doubles, suicide ribbon
grabs, and frame destruction by means of large asteroid. Winners and
losers alike were feted with many refreshing water balloons except in
the case of Chopperball where winners will be determined as soon as
figures out the rules.

No major mechanicals occurred, and only moderate bloodshed.

Kudos to our two brave transport supports without whom crucial shade,
beer and meat molecules would have been sorely lacking.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Diva Incineraider 237.52  
eHawk Devastation 202.215   Commodore
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 1343.6  
Leotard Chastity 422.377   Ensign
Masokist Toxic Shock 308.55   Captain
Nosepicker G.I. Jane 72.9697  
pecan Sugardaddy 193.017   Lieutenant Commander
pywaket Skylab 354.266   Vice Admiral
Samurai Heartbreaker 104.263  
Schemey Civilianship 142.245   Aviator First Class
waltor Transport 63.2511   Commodore
Zappa Greed 323.633   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock pecan
Chalk Bag Zappa
Cleaner pecan
Damage Control pecan
Deck Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Filmer Diva
Flat Bag Zappa
Food Wrangler eHawk
Medi Bag Nosepicker
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter Leotard
Navigator Fleet Admiral Skunk
Sticker Bag Zappa
Still Cam Fleet Admiral Skunk
Tailgunner Masokist
Tool Bag pywaket
Division: MAD
Date: 07/21/2007
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: Allston wasteland
Light Years: 8.21
G-Well Activity: 1.95
Technical Rating: 3.875