So Hot My Mission Name Melted
It was hot.

Really hot.

Really really hot.

So we went swimming. Pilots submerged in the primordial ooze and then
emerged refreshed like newborn babies being born. Or like the
evolution of man. Either way it was fun to watch. We were somewhat
harrassed by the native tentacular-green lifeforms, but all pilots
survived victorious.

Then we found a playground with more radiation treatment
opportunities. This time, it was in the form of slightly-too-strong
super sprinkler rays. Climbing on structures was accomplished. Riding
of swings was performed. Several brave pilots attempted to tame a wild
bucking bicycle-shaped vessel, but that was no bicycle. AceHole
performed a totally awesome laser light show. Pilots successfully
averted their eyes to avoid cornea burn.

Once fully radiated, the fleet headed off for snack molecules.
Nosepicker and Nameless had a spectacular crash at some point, but
that's nothing new. We arrived at the snack molecule dispensing
station to discover many beloved species of candy formerly thought to
be extinct. After a successful refueling break, we returned to base.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 131.06  
BaneThunderwolf Compliance 0  
Buckminister Sloth 116.962  
Buntjigger Sprits'l 156.06   Commodore
eHawk Rauchbier 547.274   Admiral
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 478.713  
Frenchy El Guapo 130.709   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Hapto Basquiat 126.662  
Joyride SawedOff 151.06   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Kamikaze Skylab 238.739   Ensign
ld50 Spooky Pirate 182.925   Aviator First Class
Leotard Summer 624.47  
moose LokiDucker 191.829  
Nameless Yer Mom 131.06  
Nosepicker Pestilence 92.3511  
pecan Popcycle 245.367   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
pywaket Catastrophe 620.704   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Rubbish Oolong 155.006   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Samurai Heartbreaker 256.845   Lieutenant Commander
Thalo One Night Stand 0   Recruit
Triumphus Dr. Love 208.815   Petty Officer 3rd Class
UglySac $2 Drafts! 265.908  
vomit JanBrady 475.668   Vice Admiral
ZombiePhD Curb Burner 180.833   Ensign
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Joyride
Damage Control BaneThunderwolf
Deck Officer pecan
Deck Officer Asst. BaneThunderwolf
Flat Bag Triumphus
Medi Bag Buntjigger
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter vomit
MRC Officer eHawk
Navigator vomit
Radio Wrangler Kamikaze
Recycler AceHole
Sentry Samurai
Sticker Bag Fleet Admiral Skunk
Still Cam vomit
Tailgunner eHawk
Tool Bag Leotard
Division: MAD
Date: 07/19/2008
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: radiation treatment
Light Years: 10.907
G-Well Activity: 2.172
Technical Rating: 2.226