Senior Chief Petty Officer



STAY CONNECTED - DON'T STOP or INERTIA HAPPENS ask me how i know... (nevermind - i'll prolly tell u anyway)

!!! BZZZZT !!! (edit - 200625)
SCUL has been doing pandemic-era virtual ZOOM missions (MARCH 2020) - GREAT! some have found a way to stay connected - i find the technical stuff a challenge and a distraction & i can't stop from clowning with the interface...

- yeah, i like hangin' out w/ my gang, but i'm taking a different kind of social-distance path - the inner-zone of analysis of my own relationships to issues on all kinds of stuff... SCULpiloting, SOCIAL JUSTICE, PHILOSOPHY, CREATIVE HOARDING, VAPORWARE (are unfulfilled dreams considered to be art?), AUTHORITY, COMMUNITY, CULTURE, MENTAL HEALTH (check on your friends as you would yourself, in the mirror), HISTORY, FAMILY, PLAIDS & STRIPES, HOARDING (the useful kind), HONORING INFLUENCES, HEROES, AND UNDERDOGS, PERSONA as OUTSIDER ART, and BUSTING THE FUNK... other stuff, too.

- self-work & peeling layers off the human onion is exhausting & i LUV it, but it's not for everyone - i now go underground, but i'll be around... Show & Telling of what i found.

- witness, document, and look for leverage points to improve this New World with New Rules

if you haven’t heard enough of my voice, you can find it simultaneously decentralized and amplified here, across multiple social media platforms:



everything below this line was there before COVID-19 was here.
I like my friends & fiddlin'
& stogies & painting
& weird music
& doing things wrong that come out right
& bein' a clown - but not the funny kind
& learning about building & riding & welding

& someone told me that I'm 10 years old inside.

SOCIAL introvert.

Perhaps, if i'm lucky, SCUL will help me learn and grow as a person to better function in constructive ways in today and tomorrow's world.

- BONK -

There are a LOT of pix of me me me... sign up for a hundred or so missions as StillCam & it could be you you you.

"I smoke old stogies I have found... short, but not too big or round. I'm a man of means, by no means - KING OF THE ROAD"

Tour of Duty

Enlistment Date2010.09.18
Knighted Byvomit
Light Years2538.66

Task Force Record

Chalk Bag1
Com-Sat 112
Com-Sat 23
Com-Sat 31
Damage Control1
Deck Officer5
Flat Bag11
Gate Attendant8
Life Support Synthesis1
Maggot Filterer1
Mission Debriefer1
Mission Leader5
Mission Pinner1
Mission Reporter15
MRC Officer2
Radiobox 12
Radiobox 21
Radiobox 31
Skynet Operator Pre1
Stellar Cartographer2
Sticker Bag1
Still Cam100
Stillcam Downloader22
Tool Bag15
Wookiee Bag3


Derby Win3
Derby Ribbon Grab4
Colors on Bag1
Insignia on Person2
MRC Basic88.5
Ship Cargo25
Transport Services1
Web Development3
Misc Bonus2700

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
2021.11.06 MAD Life Day Episode 2021 Wadlow
2021.10.23 MAD Great Migration Wadlow
2021.07.10 MAD Two-tee Fiver Wadlow
2021.05.08 MAD Masked Gwells Wadlow
2021.04.24 MAD Sail the Galactic Seas Wadlow
2021.04.10 MAD Semi-official Beta Spectacular Wingnut
2021.04.03 MAD Red Shirt Panic Wingnut
2020.10.31 MAD Vortex-20 Wingnut
2020.04.18 MAD Intergalactic Dance Party Chubz
2020.04.04 MAD Alternamission Vindaloo
2019.11.09 MAD Omegamission 19 Wadlow
2019.11.02 MAD Hallowheels 19 Wadlow
2019.10.26 MAD Border Patrol Wadlow
2019.10.19 MAD Nightworm Chubz
2019.10.11 MAD HONK!alicious Chubz
2019.10.05 MAD Skunk Day 50 Chubz
2019.08.11 MAD Dawn Patrol Episode 2019 Chubz
2019.05.04 MAD May The 4th Be Little Free Library Day on Tatoo... Wingnut
2019.04.27 MAD Pullin' G's Chubz
2019.04.06 MAD Appalachiamission '19 Chubz
2018.11.03 MAD Omegamission / Life Day 2018 Chubz
2018.10.27 MAD Hallowilla Chubz
2018.10.20 MAD Action Stations Chubz
2018.10.07 MAD A HONKing Good Time Chubz
2018.10.06 MAD Skunk Day: Episode 500 - A New Hope Chubz
2018.09.22 MAD Fall In Line Chubz
2018.09.08 MAD Play it Coool: the Top Class Luxury Mission Iridium
2018.08.25 MAD Red Dawn Hello, KILLY!
2018.06.02 MAD Hallelujah the Fuel Dump Chubz
2018.05.12 MAD Persephone Calling Chubz
2018.04.21 MAD Wandering Cricket Chubz
2018.04.14 MAD Dr. Dudley Chubz
2018.04.07 MAD Alohamission 2018 Chubz
2017.09.30 MAD Big Dipper Chubz
2017.08.05 MAD Infinity Greaves Chubz
2016.11.05 MAD Life Day 2016 Chubz
2016.06.25 MAD Lickety Splat Wadlow
2016.06.11 MAD Over, Under, Around, and Through Wadlow
2016.06.04 MAD Twentieth Anniversary Fox Wadlow
2016.04.30 MAD Divine Comedy Wadlow
2016.04.23 MAD White Hole Wadlow
2016.04.16 MAD The Friendly Skies Wadlow
2015.11.07 MAD Omegamission 2015 Wadlow
2015.10.31 MAD Hallowheels 2015 Wadlow
2015.10.03 MAD Skunk Day '15 Wadlow
2015.09.26 MAD Where's The Beef? Wadlow
2015.09.05 MAD 'Real' Chopper Gang Milkrun Wadlow
2015.07.25 MAD Local Early Bird Special Wadlow
2015.07.18 MAD Hot Shot Wadlow
2015.07.04 MAD Spindependence Wadlow
2015.06.06 MAD Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Wadlow
2015.05.30 MAD StarBuck Rojerthat Wadlow
2015.05.09 MAD Honking Brass Band, Hidden Rhino Wadlow
2015.05.02 MAD String Theory Wadlow
2015.04.25 MAD Chop Your Own Adventure Wadlow
2015.04.04 MAD Alfalfa Mission '15 Chubz
2014.11.08 MAD Overtime: Omegamission '14 Chubz
2014.10.12 MAD Chonk! Chubz
2014.09.06 MAD Radiation Worship Chubz
2014.08.09 MAD Mind Trip Chubz
2014.07.26 MAD Scrambled Egg-stravaganza Chubz
2014.06.21 MAD Operation Summer-ville Chubz
2014.06.14 MAD Barely Legal Wingnut
2014.05.17 SCD Luna Libros II: Codex Schmodex Moneypenny
2014.05.03 MAD Safety Dance Wingnut
2014.04.12 MAD Macular Assault Moneypenny
2014.04.05 MAD Alphonsemission '14 Wingnut
2013.09.28 MAD Live Free and Fly: Century 2013 Wingnut
2013.09.21 MAD Night of the Flying Maggots Wingnut
2013.09.14 MAD Funky Mummy Catastrophe
2013.09.07 MAD Back 2 SCUL Wingnut
2013.08.31 MAD Sea Fortress Recon Wingnut
2013.08.10 MAD Low Places, Tight Spaces, Permagrin Faces Wingnut
2013.07.27 MAD SCULimpics 2013 Wingnut
2013.07.20 MAD Please Sir May I Have S'more? Wingnut
2013.07.13 MAD Stifie's Chooper Gang Wingnut
2013.07.06 MAD O Bridge, Where Art Thou? Wingnut
2013.06.22 MAD Super Mooning: The Revenge Moneypenny
2013.06.15 MAD Casual Violence Moneypenny
2013.05.18 MAD Raise A Flag Wingnut
2013.04.27 MAD Hot Potato Wingnut
2013.04.20 MAD Defusion Wingnut
2012.11.03 MAD Novemberiffic Omegamission Wadlow
2012.10.27 MAD Hallowheels 2012 Wingnut
2012.10.20 MAD Picture Day Disco Digital Snapshot Funtime Extreme Wadlow
2012.10.13 MAD Century 2012 Wadlow
2012.10.06 MAD Skunk Day 2012 Wadlow
2012.09.15 MAD Project MUM Wadlow
2012.09.08 MAD Spokesfest Civilian Escort Wadlow
2012.08.18 MAD Flight of the Bumblebee Wadlow
2012.08.04 MAD No Matter What Wadlow
2012.07.28 MAD Poseidon's Pimple Wadlow
2012.07.21 MAD Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Wadlow
2012.07.14 MAD Aurora SCULealis Wadlow
2012.07.07 MAD Castle Jam-booor-eeee Wadlow
2012.06.16 MAD Where My Party At? Wadlow
2012.06.09 MAD SCUL Day: Can You Dig It? Wadlow
2012.05.19 MAD Disco Diva Dance Party Wadlow
2012.05.05 MAD Super Mooning Wadlow
2012.04.28 MAD Voyage to Arkham Wadlow
2012.04.21 MAD Tea and Grackle Wadlow
2012.04.14 MAD Saturn in Opposition Wadlow
2012.04.07 MAD Cranktabulous Alphamission! Vindaloo
2011.12.31 MAD Cranks for the Memories Wadlow
2011.10.29 MAD I'm Dreaming of a White Hallowheels Wadlow
2011.10.22 MAD Bells Angels Wadlow
2011.10.15 MAD Gag Me With A Raspberry Beret Wadlow
2011.10.08 MAD Skunk Day Wadlow
2011.10.02 MAD HONK! Parade Wingnut
2011.10.01 MAD Medley Mission Wingnut
2011.09.10 MAD Century Bendicorium Quo SCULibum Non Sit Vindaloo
2011.08.20 MAD 8-bit Seal Cruft Wingnut
2011.08.06 MAD Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now) Moneypenny
2011.07.30 MAD Fashion Show Compliance
2011.07.23 MAD Gong Swimmin' Moneypenny
2011.07.16 MAD Bach in the USSR (boretum) Wingnut
2011.07.09 MAD Asylum Reboot Vindaloo
2011.07.02 MAD Wild Goose Chase Pale Horse
2011.06.18 MAD Skywriter Wingnut
2011.06.11 MAD Ships at Sea Wingnut
2011.06.04 MAD SCULimpics 2011 Vindaloo
2011.05.28 MAD Picnic By The Sea Vindaloo
2011.05.21 MAD So Long And Thanks For All The Ι&#... Wingnut
2011.05.14 MAD Cold Fusion Reactor Compliance
2011.05.07 MAD Donatello Anybody Van Der Goes To Make A Messina Wingnut
2011.04.30 MAD Let Them Eat Cake Wingnut
2011.04.16 MAD To The Finish Vindaloo
2011.04.09 MAD Repo Men Vindaloo
2011.04.02 MAD Alphamission Episode 2011 Vindaloo
2010.10.23 MAD Shiny Metals Vindaloo
2010.10.16 MAD Mega Ride Vindaloo
2010.10.10 MAD HONK! Parade 2010 Vindaloo
2010.10.09 MAD Skunk Day Episode 2010 Vindaloo
2010.10.02 MAD War of 100 Light Years Vindaloo
2010.09.25 MAD Ground Pounder Vindaloo
2010.09.18 MAD SCULimpics Night Games Delirium
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