This Ship's name is inspired by Robert Pershing Wadlow
who, at 8 feet 11 inches, was known as the tallest man in recorded
history. I do not personally know anyone taller.

In honor of tallness, we hereby christen it with SOMERVILLE TAP

(applause and heckling)



Long, Tall and Heavy... Stogie threw together two matching tandem
frames and got some help from Nosepicker with welding at his fort
when SCUL's welding machine (Zeus) was out of commission between the
move from Fort Joy to Fort Tyler.

Wadlow is registered with BIKE INDEX


"Good Morning Wadlow" from the album Ghost Republic by Willard Grant Conspiracy

(RIP "Robert California" (Nosepicker's nickname for him)

"The Giant of Illinois"

by The Handsome Family

Ship Song - Nick Cave cover - Puddles Pity Party


Construction Info

Ship Status: Active
Ship Class: Destroyer
Ship Configuration: H.A.R.V
Hull Material: Steel
Hull Type: two identical tandem Huffy frames circa 1960
Origin: SCUL scrap pile
Chief Engineer: Stogie
Builder: Stogie
Welder: Nosepicker
Commission Date: 111008
Location: Fort Summer
Speeds: 3
Navigational Retro: Side-pull Caliper
Primary Retro: Coaster
Missions: 46
Light Years: 861.2004


Date Mission Pilot
191109   Omegamission 19 Stogie
191102   Hallowheels 19 Stogie
191026   Border Patrol Stogie
160625   Lickety Splat Stogie
160611   Over, Under, Around, and Through Stogie
160604   Twentieth Anniversary Fox Stogie
160430   Divine Comedy Stogie
160423   White Hole Stogie
160416   The Friendly Skies Stogie
151107   Omegamission 2015 Stogie
151031   Hallowheels 2015 Stogie
151003   Skunk Day '15 Stogie
150926   Where's The Beef? Stogie
150905   'Real' Chopper Gang Milkrun Stogie
150725   Local Early Bird Special Stogie
150718   Hot Shot Stogie
150704   Spindependence Stogie
150606   Hey Nineteen: SCUL Day 2015 Stogie
150530   StarBuck Rojerthat Stogie
150509   Honking Brass Band, Hidden Rhino Stogie
150502   String Theory Stogie
150425   Chop Your Own Adventure Stogie
121103   Novemberiffic Omegamission Stogie
121020   Picture Day Disco Digital Snapshot Funtime Extreme Stogie
121013   Century 2012 Stogie
121006   Skunk Day 2012 Stogie
120915   Project MUM Stogie
120908   Spokesfest Civilian Escort Stogie
120818   Flight of the Bumblebee Stogie
120804   No Matter What Stogie
120728   Poseidon's Pimple Stogie
120721   Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day? Stogie
120714   Aurora SCULealis Stogie
120707   Castle Jam-booor-eeee Stogie
120616   Where My Party At? Stogie
120609   SCUL Day: Can You Dig It? Stogie
120519   Disco Diva Dance Party Stogie
120505   Super Mooning Stogie
120428   Voyage to Arkham Stogie
120421   Tea and Grackle Stogie
120414   Saturn in Opposition Stogie
111231   Cranks for the Memories Stogie
111029   I'm Dreaming of a White Hallowheels Stogie
111022   Bells Angels Stogie
111015   Gag Me With A Raspberry Beret Stogie
111008   Skunk Day Stogie
Class: Destroyer 
Configuration: H.A.R.V 
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