Dawn Patrol
18 Pilots left Fort Tyler under the stealth protection of anti-solar technology.
While storming the Castle on the Island weaponry we've never encountered was there unleashed upon us. Our anti-solar shields were dissolved in the span of thirty minutes.
For the next few hours we formed chrysalides and consumed fuel molecules in hopes of restoring some of our systems, but ultimately knew we'd be returning to friendly space in full solar radiation.

This is the true story of our survival.

As the fleet prepared for this mission it seemed as though we were going to be short staffed. Pilots were wounded and reeling from the intensity of the Night Watch before it. Even General BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE Thunder Wolf deemed himself unfit to fly from extreme space madness.
But a young Maggot named Nova came forth to inspire the the troops, and Lord McFuzz charge, Ziqqurat, was eager for the fight. Then, as if called forth from the dust, the legend, not seen in decades, DandelionDax proclaimed "And My Axe!" and soon there were 18 bold and true pilots, prepared to take down the Castle of a great evil on the planet Island.

There was much disarray as Ziqqurat handed out last minute changes orders to various squadrons. Red Squirrel, Pastry Queen and Nova worked hard to mkae Launch happened according to protocol. A last minute third plasma casing replacement on Sprocket's primary thruster threatened to ruin everything, but the airlock was closed long before oxygen depletion alarms went off at the base.

PastryQueen and Excess took the fleet on a circuitous path through the galaxy, in hopes of confusing the enemy. We had orders to disrupt a large intergalactic radio receiver / transmitter, called the PRNAPA. With eXceSs' inside intelligence, we easily jammed the transmitters signal with our own. Then we jammed.

The fleet stopped for scance provision of dried potatoes and canned meats before heading to the edge of the Universe. Just before heading into deep space we dumped apple scented fuel for safety reasons, and headed off over the shelf of the Universe.
Pilots both old and young knew of the terrors of the Castle. All were proud to be a part of taking it over and defending it. None expected the horrible danger they were putting themselves in due to a new weapon in the Castles defense.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
DandilyonDax Sloth 111.555   Recruit
Dead Bride Albatross 286.627  
DrClaw Skywarp 188.687  
eXceSs Scollay Rancher 523.514  
Fart Noises Spooky Pirate 489.956   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 673.788  
Lordmcfuzz Bieber Fever 564.669  
NOVA Mad Rabbit 0  
Pastry Queen Scollay Rancher (Bombardier) 241.208  
Red Squirrel Centvrion 388.574   Chief Petty Officer
Shepherd Iridium 297.999   Aviator First Class
Sprocket Caduceus 372.211   Aviator
Stogie Chubz 401.485   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Threespeed Schadenfreude 393.493   Lieutenant Commander
yt SecretAsianSCULly 238.233   Recruit
Ziqqurat Compliance 0  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Sprocket
Chalk Bag Shepherd
Cleaner Red Squirrel
Compressor Wrangler NOVA
ComSat Monkey eXceSs
Comsat Monkey Partner 1 Threespeed
Comsat Monkey Partner 2 Ziqqurat
Damage Control Red Squirrel
Deck Officer Ziqqurat
Deck Officer Asst. Lordmcfuzz
Flat Bag Lordmcfuzz
Medi Bag DandilyonDax
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Pinner Fart Noises
Mission Reporter Sprocket
Navigator eXceSs
RadioBox A Fleet Admiral Skunk
Recycler Shepherd
Skynet Operator (post-mission) Ziqqurat
Stellar Cartographer Pastry Queen
Sticker Bag Pastry Queen
Still Cam DrClaw
Tailgunner Fart Noises
Tool Bag NOVA
Wookiee Bag Stogie
Division: MAD
Date: 08/11/2019
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: The Sunrise and Beyond
Light Years: 19.36
G-Well Activity: 0.9142
Technical Rating: 1.12