Dr. Dudley
eXceSs christens yet ANOTHER kinetic sculpture prototype, and forgets to demonstrate how well it climbs stairs. Playgrounds.. Pilots daisy chained down slides. Anger climbed to the top of a playground structure on the Esplanade. More flying. Visited playground in North Point. Much group hugging for warmth, like spacepenguins. Group vote not to play "crack the whip" so three cheers for mission failure! Swift flight home, PQ and eXceSs get taken out by the same cup on the final ascent to the Landing Pad. Welcome Pipsqueak, we think you're great, and we'd like Punchy back, please and thanks.

Medal of Strength Wombat and Bane for flying HARVS over the Esplanade Sky Bridges. To PQ for hauling Anger up and down a spider's web. Bonuses to everyone for braving the cold North Space Wind!
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BaneThunderwolf Bieber Fever 518.014   Aviator First Class
Boost Chastity 0  
DrClaw Skywarp 197.65   Aviator First Class
eXceSs KickMe the Test Mule 401.204   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 623.452   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Johnny Five Saint Christopher 277.193   Aviator
Lordmcfuzz Eat My Shorts! 1090.13   Petty Officer 1st Class
Pastry Queen Sugar Pusher 413.85   Aviator First Class
Pipsqueak Anger 0   Recruit
Punchy Compliance 489.189   Aviator
Shadowcat Mousetrap 619.956   Aviator First Class
Snow Deep Blue Dream 173.484   Aviator
Stogie Chubz 358.451   Aviator First Class
Tanager Curb Burner 377.411   Aviator First Class
Wombat ATM Machine 315.09   Aviator
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Shadowcat
Chalk Bag Johnny Five
Cleaner Tanager
Compressor Wrangler Boost
ComSat Monkey eXceSs
Damage Control Shadowcat
Deck Officer Punchy
Deck Officer Asst. Pipsqueak
Flat Bag Lordmcfuzz
Medi Bag Pastry Queen
Minister of Zoobs BaneThunderwolf
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Pinner Shadowcat
Mission Reporter Pastry Queen
MRC Officer Lordmcfuzz
Navigator BaneThunderwolf
RadioBox A Fleet Admiral Skunk
Radiobox B Lordmcfuzz
Recycler Fleet Admiral Skunk
Skynet Operator (post-mission) Wombat
Stellar Cartographer BaneThunderwolf
Sticker Bag Tanager
Still Cam Stogie
Tailgunner Lordmcfuzz
Tool Bag Snow
Wookiee Bag Pastry Queen
Division: MAD
Date: 04/14/2018
Status: Failure 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: Dudley White Wormhole
Light Years: 11.2712
G-Well Activity: 2.1074
Technical Rating: 2.7338