Alphonsemission '14
Hark! Alphamission is upon us once again! Behold the majesty that is the birth of yet another season of our beloved SCUL. This mission had it all, new ships, new pilots, new rank point levels, and a NewNew TuTu!

Danimal christened his new ship Megas-TuTu, and Piranha also unveiled her latest build, a collaboration between Nosepicker's parts, Danimal's welding, Pecan's painting, and Piranha's design. A rechristened Chutes & Ladders also made its debut after suffering a massive hull breach at the end of last season.

Skunk, still recovering from his injuries sustained while fighting crime several months ago, opted to stay closer to the ground this evening, and with the help of Dr.Claw set up a thumping sonic disruptor array in Starhustler's basket.

Fresh babymaggots Snow, Runt, Fang, Red 40, and four crawling maggots joined 25 seasoned pilots on a mission to show Father Winter that he'd better not show his face around here for at least another 9 months. High fives and cheers aplenty were had from the civilian population. Much merriment was had, and a dirty dirty snowbank was beaten up as we were observed by the STs, who did not show objection.

A smaller artificial snowbank agent of Father Winter was located and equally decimated, but there are reports that it contained more than ice.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BaneThunderwolf Yer Mom 249.676   Recruit
Buckminister El Guapo 144.441   Recruit
danimal Megas-TuTu 293.191   Aviator
DeathTrap Moneypenny 499.862   Aviator
dogi Mad Rabbit 502.193   Aviator
DrClaw Shockwave 601.878   Aviator First Class
DreadFlint Mjollnir 424.658   Aviator
eXceSs Chutes & Ladders 380.637   Aviator
Fang Sloth 0   Recruit
Fleet Admiral Skunk Star Hustler 1003.59   Petty Officer 3rd Class
hackworth Torpor 1273.21   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Klobb Spooky Pirate 0   Recruit
Leotard Trinity 442.376   Aviator
Nosepicker G.I. Jane 138.612   Recruit
Piranha Mazu 274.042   Aviator
Red 40 Chastity 0   Recruit
Red Squirrel Star Hustler (Bombardier) 455.947   Aviator
Runt Pestilence 0   Recruit
Saphron Greed 194.718   Recruit
SelfDestruct Pale Horse 219.174   Recruit
SevenOfNine Swamp Thing 855.722   Aviator First Class
Sidekick Dr. Love 0   Recruit
Snow Ez Raider 0   Recruit
Stogie Wingnut 566.646   Aviator
Threespeed Iron Butterfly 261.43   Aviator
Treekiller Lust 273.167   Aviator
Tyrian Bieber Fever 283.711   Aviator
vomit Famine 293.665   Aviator
Wombat Bonnie & Clyde 323.718   Aviator
XXIII D.B. Cooper 0   Recruit
yt SecretAsianSCULly 297.427   Aviator
Zappa Ooh La La 216.371   Recruit
ZyGoat Anger 184.568   Recruit
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock Tyrian
Chalk Bag Stogie
Cleaner hackworth
Compressor Wrangler hackworth
ComSat Monkey DreadFlint
Damage Control Threespeed
Deck Officer Leotard
Deck Officer Asst. SevenOfNine
Filmer hackworth
Flat Bag Zappa
Medi Bag danimal
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Reporter BaneThunderwolf
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator yt
RadioBox A DrClaw
Radiobox B Leotard
RadioBox C Threespeed
Sticker Bag Sidekick
Still Cam Stogie
Tailgunner Treekiller
Tool Bag Fang
Wookiee Bag dogi
Division: MAD
Date: 04/05/2014
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: The last dirty snowbank in the greater Boston starcluster
Light Years: 13.1126
G-Well Activity: 1.248
Technical Rating: 1.462