Thanks to welding by Deathtrap and Spark(?), Moneypenny is on the
road again. I heard a rumor it might get painted the pinx and the
blax. One is in favor.
A small patrol was predicted due to various pilots being engulfed by
Open Studios, but hordes of reinforcements teleported in at the last
minute and we launched in force. Deathtrap navigated to Castle
by an excellent
desolate route, as fog closed in under a gibbous moon. (Where were
you guys last week?!) Our probes found no life, nonetheless we
brought funk. The atmosphere grew ever denser.
(On the way, A SUBWAY TRAIN HONKED AT US. Whoooo!!)
As the surrounding stars vanished into the haze, we inducted two new
pilots: Stogie knighted Instigator and Nosepicker Piranha. Welcome
space brethren and cistern.
Hackworth produced a tin of Hormel Preserved Space Weevil. Why?
A second gibbous moon was sighted, but it turned out to be
Then we mechanicaled our way home. Notably Compliance's helm
leaving Dr Claw brandishing half a Javagoogle in flight. (This was
extremely funny to watch, if you didn't overthink it.) Morale varied
as we had a slight brush with STs outside Luna 7-11, Joyride burned
and then strangely reconstituted, and we faced hostile transport
activity in Union
Constellation. Nonetheless, buoyed aloft by the antics of our
Dreadflint, we persevered and returned to fortspace having
accomplished one (1) unit mission.
|Civitron||Artemis||223.616||Lieutenant Junior Grade|
|DreadFlint||Spooky Pirate||266.038||Lieutenant Junior Grade|
|eXceSs||One Night Stand||258.412||Senior Chief Petty Officer|
|Instigator||Curb Burner||290.537||Petty Officer Third Class|
|Joyride||Hellfire||93.914||Senior Chief Petty Officer|
|Kpafun||Devastation||179.758||Petty Officer First Class|
|Piranha||Yer Mom||379.77||Petty Officer Second Class|
|vomit||Famine||317.408||Rear Admiral, Lower Half|
|yt||Secret Asian SCULly||289.014||Commander|
|Deck Officer||Seven Of Nine|
|Gate Attendant||Seven Of Nine|
|Life Support 2||Leotard|
|Food Wrangler||Seven Of Nine|
|Mission Size||20 pilots|