To The Finish
When that I was and a little maggot,

With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,

A crazy chopper was but a toy,

For the rain it raineth all the night.

But when I came to Commonwealth Ave,

With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,

‘Gainst the tide of SCUL, a cabbie said "I'm goin' left! I'm goin'

For the wind it gusteth all the night.

But when I came, at last, to Medico's

With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,

She let us in despite our sogginess,

For the puddles they splasheth all the night.

But when we stumbled back to base anyway

With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,

With our sodden, cold, and tipsy heads,

The hail it haileth hard and sharp.

My shoes are making sloshing noises,

With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,

But that’s all one, our play is done,

And we’ll strive to please you every Saturnight.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Axeman Darkendank 381.556   Petty Officer 1st Class
Bendy Devastation 549.287   Commander
Civitron Mad Rabbit 939.564   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
hackworth Synesthesia 1812.55   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Joyride Katana 430.307   Ensign
metoikos Civilianship 810.618   Lieutenant Commander
SadieBlake Skylab 1181.11   Commander
SevenOfNine Mjollnir 0  
Spark One Night Stand 0  
Stogie Vindaloo 798.43   Lieutenant Commander
Wombat Pig Champion 540.566   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
yt SecretAsianSCULly 1634.33   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
ZyGoat Curb Burner 432.697   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Mission Task Pilot
ComSat Monkey SadieBlake
Damage Control hackworth
Deck Officer yt
Filmer hackworth
Flat Bag metoikos
Food Wrangler Bendy
Medi Bag SevenOfNine
Mission Leader hackworth
Mission Reporter metoikos
MRC Officer hackworth
Navigator yt
Radio Wrangler hackworth
RadioBox A hackworth
Sentry Stogie
Skynet Operator (pre-mission) yt
Sticker Bag Bendy
Still Cam Stogie
Tailgunner Stogie
Tool Bag Civitron
Wookiee Bag Wombat
Division: MAD
Date: 04/16/2011
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Joy
Destination: Boston Marathon Finish Line
Light Years: 13.534
G-Well Activity: 1.8
Technical Rating: 3.75