Donatello Anybody Van Der Goes To Make A Messina
Ho ho. Ho ho! Ho ho ho!

'Ahlo! Where is ze art? Not enough that I can see! So! We are making
it here and zere.

Ze Sackler, it is much improved, yes? The MFA, we send you a bill

No rrrrain; funny balloons (but you are no montgolfiere, let me tell

It is too quiet tonight. I think many of zee inhabitants of this city
are made of zugar, and melted in the rain earlier today. So! We bust
le funké music!

But wait, what is zis? More food, with fake mustaches, yet no frrench
accent - outrageous! You know, I would not put my head so close to
that subwoofér, woof woof.

Nous roulons dans la nuit!

Pilot Ship Points Promotion
Bendy Chrome Pony 475.385   Captain
Buckminister Immaculate Taco 249.736   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Civitron Catastrophe 861.6   Captain
DrClaw Rhinoceros 760.561  
hackworth Synesthesia 707.195   Admiral
Joyride Saturday Night Special 295.418   Lieutenant
MmeButterfly Darkendank 153.614   Aviator First Class
Plasmonster Yer Mom 597.57   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
SevenOfNine Anger 964.822   Lieutenant
Stogie Wingnut 683.366   Captain
Treekiller Lust 442.159   Commander
Wombat Cloudbuster 540.72   Captain
yt SecretAsianSCULly 821.697   Vice Admiral
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock yt
Chalk Bag Bendy
ComSat Monkey Stogie
Damage Control yt
Deck Officer yt
Filmer hackworth
Flat Bag Bendy
Food Wrangler DrClaw
Medi Bag Treekiller
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Leader hackworth
Mission Reporter Plasmonster
MRC Officer SevenOfNine
Navigator Plasmonster
Radio Wrangler Wombat
RadioBox A hackworth
Skynet Operator (post-mission) Wombat
Skynet Operator (pre-mission) yt
Sticker Bag Civitron
Still Cam Stogie
Tailgunner Joyride
Tool Bag Bendy
Wookiee Bag DrClaw
Division: MAD
Date: 05/07/2011
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Joy
Destination: Dada in the style of Rembrandt underwater
Light Years: 13.686
G-Well Activity: 1.85
Technical Rating: 3.92