Status: Active

TLA MoxieMoron


MoxieMoron, Asher's first build, was kind of a vision quest - it's constructed entirely from off-the-shelf components (read "trashpicked" - or borrowed from someone else who trashpicked them), except for one u-bolt which held up construction for weeks and was finally purchased. There's a fair amount of structural innertube and significant use of hose clamps in seat tube support. MM used to have a highly-adjustable handlebar positioning system, which made the bars of no help whatsoever when it came to mounting. Only after some crucially-useful advice about the headset from MegaSeth was this ship declared potentially spaceworthy. It has a bottle cage and a mountain rack - and a cyclometer, with a cable way too short to reach the handlebars. That's how we know for sure it is a tall bike.

More history of MoxieMoron is detailed here.

Specifications

Class
ConfigurationFighter
Missions7
Light Years80.4
Thrust Rating4.213
Handling Rating4.998
Difficulty Rating7.312
Max Warp

Construction Data

Hull Material
Hull Typebmx
Chief EngineerAsher
BuilderAsher
Welder
OriginPlanet Cedar curbside
Christened on021019
Location
Navi Retro
Primary Retro
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Missions

StardateMissionPilot
040403   Alphamission 04 Asher
031018   Tour De Ville Nameless
030712   Happy Fun Times Bike Club Bushido
030412   SloMoBetaMission Asher
030405   AlphaMission Asher
021026   Last Dance Asher
021019   Take The Canoli Asher