Vice Admiral


Stardate 20100724s - A far-flung refugee of the “Secret Sector”, the star-system that lit the cosmos by way of the fabled Space Leviathan, the Civitron patrols the universe in search of truth, love and justice. His continuing mission, to seek out beings of kindred spirit and annihilate the forces of imagination zombification. One day, while responding to a distress signal in the Boston System, Civitron encountered a strange species of space-dweller, called “Skunk”. He soon discovered, to his great pleasure that this creature was not alone but in fact Admiral to a great fleet of intergalactic travelers, known only as SCUL. They quickly adopted our daring hero, teaching him the ways of the funk. Civitron continues to learn much from these brave warriors, builders and adventurers. He hopes to one day return to his beloved homeworld and resurrect it’s sleeping giants to once again maintain the balance between the light and the darkness. Until that time, Civitron remains ever vigilant and ever prepared to spread goodness like peanut butter over the brittle crackers of injustice! - “Lucem diffundo!”

Stardate 20120929s - 4th SCUL DIV, "The Starchasers" (SCD) is made official and Ft. Jonathan is christened. Now, leading his squadron as Division Admiral Civitron continues his mission of peace.


"Legend of the Starchasers"
Discovered during Operation Luna Libros
Stardate: 140517
Translation by 4th DIV Admiral Civitron

AFAR! Wild chase in stars above has sped / Along grand and heavy nebulae ascends / Upward in pillars of chromasonic waves / Alighting the heavens in funkadelic blaze / Laughter and hi-fives mellowing the vibe / On irradiated earth and celestial ocean tide.

[Missing Text...]

Music fills the air and lasers shine bright / Projecting alien shadows cast by the light / The loftiest, on its’ summit now attained / Day Star, bespoked with emanating flame / Hidden ‘neath horizon: another in the race / Slanting opposed and with an eastward face / Catching golden light. Suddenly did appear / The shadow of a stag, before Orion’s spear.

“Chaser of Stars, what dreams may come.” / Traveling through space our warp coils hum / Devouring worlds within a cyclone thruster / Transfer conduits propelling fast as we can muster / As from faint nebulae bright worlds are deigned / And so return to vapor. Starships are designed / Constructs of past-lived atoms from oh so many things / Like shoes, ships and sealing wax, cabbages & kings.

As if from books of mythology, of long lost tales to tell / The interstellar dance has ceased, gone around the swell / Sudden from a secret place sweeps the stag a-bounding / A new chase is on! Our choppers groove fantastically astounding / “Ahoy! Brave heroes!” Lovingly the heavens call our name / All hail the Starchasers! May adventure be your quest and aim."


Tour of Duty

Enlistment Date100724
HostFleet Admiral Skunk
Knighted ByFleet Admiral Skunk
Light Years2702.28

Task Force Record

Beer Mule11
Beer Wrangler5
Chalk Bag15
Com-Sat 12
Communications Officer2
Compressor Wrangler1
Damage Control32
Deck Officer49
Flat Bag24
Food Wrangler6
Gate Attendant5
Life Support Synthesis19
Maggot Filterer3
Medi Bag25
Minister of Zoobs13
Mission Debriefer30
Mission Leader78
Mission Pinner12
Mission Reporter56
MRC Officer37
Paper Wrangler1
Print Jockey7
Radio Wrangler31
Radiobox 162
Radiobox 23
Radiobox 31
Radiobox 51
Skynet Operator Pre2
Stellar Cartographer46
Sticker Bag49
Still Cam32
Tool Bag31
Wookiee Bag2


Graphic Design2
Hi-Fives/Waves Back672
Derby Win6
Derby Ribbon Grab11
Colors on Bag8
Colors on Person72
Field Repair17
Fort Maintenance4
Insignia on Bag8
Insignia on Person33
MRC Advanced7
MRC Basic49
Pilot Cargo40
Radio Box Operator1
Ship Cargo11
Transport Services4
Misc Bonus1423

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
210925 MAD Long Shot: Century 21B Artemis
210828 MAD Nochnoy Dozor Goro
210717 SCD Roswell That Ends Well Starfire
210710 MAD Two-tee Fiver Starfire
210619 SCD Pride Starfire
210515 SCD Luna Libros VIII: Four Color Chaos Theory Starfire
210508 MAD Masked Gwells Civilian Ship
210417 SCD Folicular Commutation Starfire
210403 SCD Hummingbird Starfire
201219 SCD Starchasers Tour de Tacky Starfire
201114 SCD Cranksgiving Starfire
201017 SCD Hallowheels: Ring the Bells Starfire
201001 SCD Konami Code (#NBPUBPEDAL) Starfire
200919 SCD Superposi Starfire
200815 SCD Pedal Melt: Ice Cream Fantastic Starfire
200725 SCD Luna Libros VII: Flight of the Space Librarians Starfire
200709 SCD Chromasonic Funkticolor: Bicycle Rally for Blac... Starfire
191221 SCD Starchasers Tour de Tacky/Life Day Starfire
191116 SCD Starchasers Cranksgiving Starfire
191019 SCD Hallowheels: Neon Blood Starfire
191005 SCD Luna Libros VI: Technicolour Treasure Hunt Starfire
190928 SCD Starchasers SCULimpics 2019 Starfire
190913 SCD AHA! Time Heist Starfire
190720 SCD Color Cosmic Starfire
190617 SCD Righteous Hope Starfire
190613 SCD AHA Pride Block Party Starfire
190518 SCD Flower Power Moon Starfire
190427 SCD Alpha Beta Mission Starfire
190420 SCD Alphamission Splashdown Starfire
190413 MAD Black Hole Starfire
190406 MAD Appalachiamission '19 Starfire
181117 SCD Operation ResCUTE Mission Artemis
181110 SCD Bonus Pi in the Frozen Sky Artemis
181020 SCD Cosmic Creeps (SCD Hallowheels) Artemis
181006 MAD Skunk Day: Episode 500 - A New Hope Pale Horse
180929 SCD Blue Skidoo Artemis
180915 SCD SCULimpics 2018: Star City Games Artemis
180908 MAD Escape from the Cape Artemis
180825 SCD Ice Cream Cake Artemis
180714 SCD Anchors A-weigh Artemis
180707 SCD This Is How We Win Artemis
180526 SCD SCD SCUL Day 22 Artemis
180509 SCD Alpha Flight 2018 Artemis
170909 SCD Glorious Sandchasers present Monbies & Dandies Lucifer
170617 SCD Luna Librish Artemis
170527 MAD Augment My Chopper Mjollnir
170501 SCD Late Start Great Start Artemis
161204 SCD New Hope: Episode One Artemis
161105 MAD Life Day 2016 Catastrophe
161015 SCD Colour Out of Space (Starchaser Century) Artemis
161013 SCD AHA! Artemis
160910 SCD Space Camp: The Revenge Artemis
160818 SCD Art of the Impossible Artemis
160723 SCD Nth Degree Artemis
160716 SCD Starhorse! Artemis
160710 SCD The Irradiated Wizard of Ros Artemis
160710 SCD The Irradiated Wizard of Ros Artemis
160618 SCD Luna Libros IV: Satellites of Love Artemis
160602 SCD Just the Tip Artemis
160416 SCD Alphachaser 5 Hook
160402 MAD Alfrescomission '16 Artemis
151113 SCD Unlucky Friday the 13th Poor Judgement One Up B... Artemis
151107 MAD Omegamission 2015 Artemis
151018 SCD Chromasonic Funkticolor Artemis
151010 SCD Woods Hole Century Artemis
150905 SCD Zoobaleezoo Artemis
150904 SCD Beach Blanket Burrito Bros. Artemis
150829 MAD Carpe Noctem Artemis
150815 MAD Cosmic Safari Artemis
150725 SCD Styles Man-Dish Space Camp Artemis
150718 MAD Hot Shot Artemis
150523 SCD Nasty Jazz Merica
150516 SCD Luna Libros III: Holocron Heist Artemis
150425 SCD Infinity Gauntlet Artemis
150418 SCD Soft Potato Artemis
150411 SCD Alpha lapha ding-dong '15 Artemis
141018 SCD Flying in the Face of Providence Artemis
140927 SCD Chasing Down the Day Star: Parts 1 & 2 Artemis
140920 MAD Hullraiser, Century 2014 Lucifer
140830 SCD Cahdbawd Sawds Artemis
140814 SCD Soggy Paradox Artemis
140717 SCD High Horse Artemis
140705 SCD Mad Owl's Red Scare Artemis
140628 SCD Roswell That Ends Well Artemis
140531 SCD Desolation of Chalkulust! Artemis
140517 SCD Luna Libros II: Codex Schmodex Artemis
140503 SCD Seal the Rift Artemis
140412 SCD Starchaser Alphamission '14 Artemis
131102 MAD Omegamission 2013 Bieber Fever
131026 SCD A Very Starchasers Hallowheels Lucifer
131005 SCD Konami Code Artemis
130928 SCD Starchaser Day 2013 Artemis
130907 SCD Colour Underground (Part 1) Artemis
130824 SCD Metric Century of the Phoenix Artemis
130817 MAD Buzz Kill Artemis
130723 SCD Making Friends Artemis
130720 SCD Lone Wolf Hook
130629 MAD Radiation Warz!!! Pale Horse
130623 SCD League of Just Us Artemis
130601 SCD Almost Legal (SCUL Day 2013) Artemis
130518 SCD Luna Libros Artemis
130504 SCD Bring Home the Tesseract Artemis
130427 SCD Blame Somebody Else Artemis
130420 SCD Tomorrow is Yesterday is Today Artemis
130413 SCD Prometheus Rising (Starchasers Alphamission) Artemis
121027 MAD Hallowheels 2012 Annihilation
121013 SCD Divide and Conquer Artemis
121006 SCD Ice Knuckled Skunk Hunt Artemis
120929 MAD Chasing The Stars With The Starchasers Artemis
120901 MAD Night of the Living U-Hauls Annihilation
120623 MAD Chopra vs. Godzilla Artemis
120519 MAD Disco Diva Dance Party Mjollnir
120505 MAD Super Mooning Artemis
120421 MAD Tea and Grackle Artemis
120407 MAD Cranktabulous Alphamission! Artemis
111001 MAD Medley Mission Pale Horse
110917 MAD Weird Bumps Mjollnir
110806 MAD Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now) Annihilation
110604 MAD SCULimpics 2011 Anger
110521 MAD So Long And Thanks For All The Ι&#... Pestilence
110507 MAD Donatello Anybody Van Der Goes To Make A Messina Catastrophe
110430 MAD Let Them Eat Cake Mjollnir
110416 MAD To The Finish Mad Rabbit
110402 MAD AlphaMission Yer Mom
101030 MAD Omegamission Hallowheels Annihilation
101023 MAD Shiny Metals Compliance
101009 MAD Skunk Day Annihilation
100925 MAD Ground Pounder One Night Stand
100821 MAD Get Committed to the Asylum Doctor Love
100724 MAD Orchestral Maneuvers in Space Doctor Love
Iron Cog
Flying Ace
Special Ops