Between shuttling thousand-pound meat molecules throughout the galaxy, Joyride engages his miraculous repair & design powers to create *fabulous* ships. Derby these creampuffs at your peril!

Currently and happily residing in the Netherlands Universe.

Tour of Duty

Enlistment Date070715
HostFleet Admiral Skunk
Knighted ByLeotard
Light Years958.77

Task Force Record

Beer Mule1
Chalk Bag4
Com-Sat 11
Flat Bag4
Food Wrangler1
Medi Bag4
Tool Bag1


Hi-Fives/Waves Back17
Misc Bonus1670

Service Record

Date Div Mission Ship
170429 MAD We're Smart, We'll Figure It Out Stilleto
170422 MAD Creampuff Stilleto
170415 MAD Egg-zaduration Hellfire
170408 MAD Z Axis Saturday Night Special
170401 MAD I'm Dreaming of a White Alphamission Katana
161105 MAD Life Day 2016 Katana
161029 MAD Hallowheel sooogoood Katana
150404 MAD Alfalfa Mission '15 Katana
141012 MAD Chonk! Civilian Ship
140719 MAD Ghost Ship Saturday Night Special
131026 MAD Bike-O-Ween Hellfire
130720 MAD Please Sir May I Have S'more? Saturday Night Special
130629 MAD Radiation Warz!!! Hellfire
130511 MAD Shake Your Bones Saturday Night Special
130427 MAD Hot Potato Stilleto
130420 MAD Defusion Katana
130413 MAD Pajama Party PurpleHeart
130406 MAD Alpacamission '13 Stilleto
121027 MAD Hallowheels 2012 Hellfire
121020 MAD Picture Day Disco Digital Snapshot Funtime Extreme Hellfire
120505 MAD Super Mooning Hellfire
120428 MAD Voyage to Arkham Hellfire
120414 MAD Saturn in Opposition Hellfire
120407 MAD Cranktabulous Alphamission! Katana
111029 MAD I'm Dreaming of a White Hallowheels Katana
110507 MAD Donatello Anybody Van Der Goes To Make A Messina Saturday Night Special
110423 MAD Shelter From The Storm Katana
110416 MAD To The Finish Katana
110409 MAD Repo Men Katana
110402 MAD AlphaMission Katana
101030 MAD Omegamission Hallowheels Saturday Night Special
101016 MAD Mega Ride Saturday Night Special
100925 MAD Ground Pounder Saturday Night Special
100918 MAD SCULimpics Night Games Saturday Night Special
100904 MAD Hurricane Fail Saturday Night Special
100724 MAD Orchestral Maneuvers in Space Stilleto
100522 MAD Secret Places Saturday Night Special
100508 MAD Mix-Tape Warp Core Ejectulation Sawed Off
100417 MAD From the Death Star(t) to the Finish Sawed Off
100410 MAD Blue Angels in a Ho-down Stilleto
100402 MAD Alpha-haha-mission 2010 Stilleto
091031 MAD Hallowheels 2009 Sawed Off
091010 MAD Treasure Hunt II: Electric Boogaloo Sawed Off
090912 MAD Puddle Jumpers Sawed Off
090829 MAD Veteran Pilots Day Sawed Off
090801 MAD Defend The Kingdom! (Hapto Day 09) Sawed Off
090725 MAD Soggy Bottom Sawed Off
090718 MAD Peeecamatic: Pechanical Sawed Off
090627 MAD Fallen Heroes Sawed Off
090613 MAD Chicken Little Rides Again! Stilleto
090523 MAD Beach 'n' Heat Sawed Off
090516 MAD Fro00oot L0o0ops Sawed Off
090502 MAD Art Like a Fart Sawed Off
090425 MAD Space, the Final Funtier Sawed Off
090404 MAD Aplhamission Stilleto
080719 MAD So Hot My Mission Name Melted Sawed Off
080705 MAD Waltor Day Carnival Sawed Off
080426 MAD Merit Badge Phantom
080419 MAD Don't Tell Megaseth it's MegaSeth Day Phantom
071027 MAD Omegamission Sawed Off
071006 MAD Skunk Day Honkfest Sawed Off
070929 MAD Walking the Party Line Sawed Off
070922 MAD Back in the Saddle Again Sawed Off
070804 MAD Radiation Treatment Sawed Off
070728 MAD Hapto Day Civilian Ship
070715 MAD WalTor Day Civilian Ship
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