When not running an underground Bike
Courier/Detective Service out of MIT’s High
Voltage Research Laboratory Frenchy spends his
time drinking wine, wallowing in existentialist
angst and dreaming of Highwheeler bicycles.

Ships

Missions

Date	Mission	Ship
130622	Super Mooning: The Revenge	Swamp Thing
121027	Hallowheels 2012	Civilianship
120721	Orange You Glad It's Pecan Day?	Famine
120526	I Don't Want To Grow Up	Lust
110806	Princess 5: Hapto's Last Stand (for now)	Spooky Pirate
100731	The Gentille Ladylike Missonette de La Belle Ha...	Spooky Pirate
090822	Nitrogen PoopMonkey	Spooky Pirate
090725	Soggy Bottom	Spooky Pirate
090718	Peeecamatic: Pechanical	El Guapo
081101	Hallowheels 2008	El Guapo
080830	13 Circles of Hell, Are We There Yet?	El Guapo
080726	It's Hard to Be a Princess	El Guapo
080719	So Hot My Mission Name Melted	El Guapo
080705	Waltor Day Carnival	El Guapo
071027	Omegamission	A ship decoy-hit arrow star
070728	Hapto Day	El Guapo
070623	Fresh (Pond) Air	El Guapo
070615	Wing It [Vomit Day 2007]	El Guapo
070512	Bring Your Own Fun	El Guapo
070421	Down By The Old Mill Stream...	El Guapo
060923	We Accidentally Terminated An Earthling	El Guapo
060729	Subconscious Party	El Guapo
060617	Vomit Day2006	El Guapo
060610	RumbleInSomerville	El Guapo
050702	WalTor Day (2005)	El Guapo
050604	SCUL Day 2005	El Guapo
050528	FullMetalJackets (R0twang Day)	El Guapo
050402	Aplamission2005	El Guapo
041030	Hallowheels2004 (OmegaMission)	El Guapo
041023	Recurse The 'Verse	El Guapo
041009	SkunkDay2004	El Guapo
040925	Axis of Elvis	El Guapo
040904	CenturyIntercept	Spooky Pirate
040828	PicnicBasket(MooseDay)	Spooky Pirate
040821	Wet and Wild	Spooky Pirate
040807	Booty Camp	Spooky Pirate
040731	Tour De Nosepicker	Anger
040710	Chop-In Theater (Waltor Day)	Spooky Pirate
040703	Poisoning Pigeons In The Park?	Circus Peanut
040626	FireFlies	Pig Champion
040605	SCUL Day 2004 (Abandon All Clothes)	Spooky Pirate
040529	Wherever The Wind Blows	Spooky Pirate
040508	Derby Durby Derbie	G.I. Jane
040501	ShortAndSweet	Spooky Pirate
040417	StopNChop	Spooky Pirate
040410	BetaRide	Darkendank

Honors