Wherever The Wind Blows
Two maggots joined us for this medium sized mission. First we travelled a short distance to Onath's fort, where we were met by hoards of black clad civilians bearing hoards of freshly barbequed meat. Yumm. From there we passed through the Davis wormhole, on to Alewife and through the long barren paths which let out into the perilous Belmont System. While patrolling the perimeter of the fresh pond Nebula we encountered in the darkness a large crowd of drunken pubescent hu-mans on holiday from the Dedham System. Nosepicker proudly mounted his HARV in the nude, but was pulled down into a drasted pit of heavily radiated dark energy. He emerged unharmed, but covered in mud. After a brief leave socializing with the drunken pubescent hu-mans, we re-mounted our ships and headed back to the fort. Overall, a great mission, with no major mechanical problems and a lot of bad rap music.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
beezwax Chastity 306.08   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Bird Darkendank 216.185   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Blipblipbeep Mjollnir 276.168   Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Bologna GoJo 357.556   Senior Chief Petty Officer
Frenchy Spooky Pirate 1064.9   Commodore
GluteusMaximus Swamp Thing 271.991   Senior Chief Petty Officer
HatBaby Ez Raider 80.0344   Aviator
moose LokiDucker 539.88   Commodore
Nameless Vertigo 794.056   Rear Admiral, Upper Half
Natas Delirium 217.58  
Nosepicker Skylab 722.389   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Phooka Pale Horse 350.408  
PigPen Trez Bonz 582.857   Commodore
PreparationH G.I. Jane 140.5   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Samurai Ooh La La 297.589   Lieutenant Commander
Shakes Annihilation 396.703   Lieutenant Commander
Threespeed Summer 1490.75   Rear Admiral, Lower Half
Mission Task Pilot
Filmer Nameless
Navigator moose
Tailgunner Phooka
Tool Bag Frenchy
Division: MAD
Date: 05/29/2004
Origin: Fort Summer
Destination: classified
Light Years: 10.9
G-Well Activity: 1.8
Technical Rating: 3.815