Eat My Shorts!
Inspired by Large Marge and the fact that Lordmcfuzz had four lost youth frames in his bedroom. Built coming off the high from Art Invasion Lithuania, Pasty Queen's patience for gaps between tubes, and the determination to build a ship for a century. So far it has completed 2 centuries.

Lordmcfuzz's first HARV build. Lordmcfuzz thinks it is funny that it is considered a frigate but is larger than most ships.

Eat My Shorts! sports a fancy 2-speed automatic hub.

Notable quotes:
"Oh god, it is still heavy!" - Lordmcfuzz
"Why are the boosters moving?! I don't know how to mount this ship anymore!" - Lordmcfuzz
"How many bikes is that?" -Civi staring at Eat My Shorts!
"Look that guy stacked 2 bikes on top of eachother" "Do you really need 4 frames?" -Civis that are bad a counting.

Construction Info

Ship Status: Active
Ship Class: Frigate
Ship Configuration: H.A.R.V
Hull Material: Steel
Hull Type: Stacks of lost youth
Origin: Bikes not Snobs
Chief Engineer: Lordmcfuzz
Builder: Lordmcfuzz
Welder: Pastry Queen
Commission Date: 170729
Location: Fort Puritan
Speeds: 2
Primary Retro: Coaster
Missions: 32
Light Years: 1014.8211
Class: Frigate 
Configuration: H.A.R.V 
Thrust Rating: 2.911 
Handling Rating: 2.811 
Difficulty Rating: 7.711