This Mission Brought To You By The Letter 'D'
A small detour, if you will, before tomorrow's daystar-mission, we sought the D.
And oh, did we discover it.

* Auspicious beginning as 50% of pilots had D names, which is only 50% less than it should be
* Dane Thunderdick strapped a decoy dong to his ship
* Deathtrap debuted latest deathmobile, DPX Jerry Springer
* Thus we ventured through Harvard, and as if by destiny, dazzled a lady whose band is called the G-Spots
* The strangely familiar din of DPX ATM Machine at Central signaled Dombat's arrival
* Derby derby derby. Two wins by maggot Dungsten, then a win by Deadblow by a hair
* El Guapo got a donut, deftly dealt with by Deathtrap while everyone dallied with Jerry Springer
* Followed the Danedong to downtown and dumpster diving for some delicious dinner.
* Ran into a former pilot from years past, Mooney, near MGH.
* Down to D Street, we found the dangling donuts and got some damp derrieres until a dour ST dismissed us just as we were getting dizzy.
* Disco-n-fuel-dump detour by the ICA's docks, then up north for double derby destruction Part Deux underneath 93, with a win by Dogi and one by Dane Thunderby
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
BaneThunderwolf Bieber Fever 887.486  
Deadblow Mjollnir 671.842   Petty Officer 1st Class
DeathTrap Jerry Springer 528.254   Petty Officer 3rd Class
dogi Rhinoceros 601.078   Commodore
DrClaw Shockwave 543.586  
DreadFlint Iridium 663.47   Lieutenant
Silfr Catastrophe 443.608   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Tungsten El Guapo 428.005   Aviator First Class
Wombat ATM Machine 303.14  
XXIII ReFLEX 552.395  
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock DreadFlint
Chalk Bag Silfr
Cleaner XXIII
Compressor Wrangler DreadFlint
ComSat Monkey DreadFlint
Damage Control DeathTrap
Deck Officer Deadblow
Deck Officer Asst. BaneThunderwolf
Flat Bag DreadFlint
Medi Bag Deadblow
Minister of Zoobs DrClaw
Mission Leader BaneThunderwolf
Mission Reporter Deadblow
MRC Officer Fleet Admiral Skunk
Navigator BaneThunderwolf
Print Jockey BaneThunderwolf
RadioBox A DrClaw
Recycler Silfr
Sticker Bag XXIII
Still Cam Tungsten
Tailgunner XXIII
Tool Bag Silfr
Wookiee Bag DreadFlint
Division: MAD
Date: 10/11/2014
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: To find the D
Light Years: 15.0232
G-Well Activity: 1.2345
Technical Rating: 2.4018