Status: Posi

DPW Crowley


Made from three kids' bikes acquired during the Autumnal Feast of Eris and built in two days with lessons from the Sewer School of HARV Construction ('Fine Ships and Quality Cargo Solutions Since Last Tuesday"). Lettered by Prof. Sewer himself.

DPW Crowley is the friendly goth. So friendly he watches over you. And your every move.

Specifications

ClassDestroyer
ConfigurationH.A.R.V
Missions33
Light Years640.385
Thrust Rating4.2
Handling Rating3
Difficulty Rating4.5
Max Warp1

Construction Data

Hull MaterialSteel
Hull TypeSchwinnabu
Chief EngineerDeadblow
BuilderDeadblow
WelderDeadblow
OriginCurb trash
Christened on2015.09.19
LocationFort Gilman
Navi RetroLinear-pull
Primary RetroSide-pull Caliper

Missions

StardateMissionPilot
2022.05.14   Wild Rabbits On The Lost Horizon Deadblow
2022.04.30   Return to REDACTED Cave Deadblow
2022.04.02   Alphamssion is GO! Deadblow
2021.11.06   Life Day Episode 2021 Deadblow
2021.10.17   Long Shot Mulligan: Century 21C Deadblow
2021.10.02   So Long, And Thanks For All The Plasma Failures Deadblow
2021.09.11   Voulez Vous Rendezvous Deadblow
2021.08.21   Made of Sugar Deadblow
2021.07.31   Lawn Games Deadblow
2021.07.24   Twenty-Eleven, Two Nine Seven Deadblow
2021.07.10   Two-tee Fiver Deadblow
2021.06.05   We've Got It All Deadblow
2021.05.22   Through The Ringer Deadblow
2021.05.08   Masked Gwells Deadblow
2021.04.10   Semi-official Beta Spectacular Deadblow
2019.10.05   Skunk Day 50 Deadblow
2019.05.11   Tribblespottin' Deadblow
2019.05.04   May The 4th Be Little Free Library Day on Tatoo... Deadblow
2018.08.25   Night Watch Deadblow
2016.08.06   A View To A Thrill Deadblow
2016.07.30   Pretty Princess Deadblow
2016.07.23   Castles In The Sand Deadblow
2016.06.11   Over, Under, Around, and Through Deadblow
2016.06.04   Twentieth Anniversary Fox Rocket
2016.04.09   B-Side Deadblow
2016.04.02   Alfrescomission '16 Deadblow
2015.11.07   Omegamission 2015 Deadblow
2015.10.31   Hallowheels 2015 Deadblow
2015.10.24   Back to the Castle Deadblow
2015.10.10   Illuminus Deadblow
2015.10.03   Skunk Day '15 dogi
2015.09.26   Where's The Beef? Deadblow
2015.09.19   Bog Standard Ops Deadblow