Billions of blistering blue barnacles! It was cold and blustery. But that's what you expect on the B-Side!

The first mission objective was met with brillant success, as all pilots and and babymaggots were on the launchpad on time!

Crawling maggot Slipstream and two new babymaggots, Doughboy and F-Stop made an appearance.

We saw a bunny under a bridge down by the boardwalk.

Stopped at Legoland. Encountered a gargantuan lego space giraffe. (At least it would seem gargantuan if you were expecting a Petite Lap Space Giraffe.)

Skunk, Acehole, Bane Thunderwolf all took victories in Derby!

Tested a new accessory that leaves chalk vapor trails behind a ship, success!

Broke some brakes. F-stop made us stop. Slipstream slipped some shirt into the propulsion transfer conduit.

Skunk busted many funky B-sides, and deep cuts from the B-52's. Pilots rejoiced!

Medal of Chic to Acehole (B-Boy) and Sidekick (Bumble Bat Bee woman). Medal of Patronage to Deadblow for bringing handwarmers.

Tailgunner Bane Thunderwolf gave us a B- for navtail performance, and some pointers on Portside and Starboard side.
Pilot Ship Points Promotion
AceHole Temerity 418.961   Aviator First Class
BaneThunderwolf Bieber Fever 940.279   Petty Officer 2nd Class
Deadblow Crowley 162.797   Aviator
DoughBoy Mad Rabbit 263.86   Aviator
DrClaw Skywarp 366.514   Aviator First Class
eXceSs Chutes & Ladders 854.063   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Fleet Admiral Skunk Cloudbuster 680.162   Petty Officer 2nd Class
fstop Ez Raider 0   Recruit
Leotard Trinity 323.348   Aviator First Class
Sidekick Greed 265.099   Aviator First Class
Slipstream El Guapo 0  
Snow War 198.149  
Taco Sloth 167.765   Aviator
Threespeed BurningChrome 374.288   Petty Officer 3rd Class
Wombat Delirium 162.658   Aviator
Mission Task Pilot
Airlock BaneThunderwolf
Chalk Bag Fleet Admiral Skunk
Cleaner Fleet Admiral Skunk
Compressor Wrangler BaneThunderwolf
ComSat Monkey Threespeed
Comsat Monkey Partner 1 eXceSs
Damage Control Slipstream
Deck Officer eXceSs
Deck Officer Asst. eXceSs
Flat Bag Sidekick
Food Wrangler DrClaw
Medi Bag Snow
Minister of Zoobs BaneThunderwolf
Mission Leader Fleet Admiral Skunk
Mission Pinner Red Squirrel
Mission Reporter Taco
MRC Officer BaneThunderwolf
Navigator DrClaw
Print Jockey Fleet Admiral Skunk
RadioBox A eXceSs
Radiobox B Leotard
Recycler Slipstream
Skynet Operator (post-mission) eXceSs
Stellar Cartographer eXceSs
Sticker Bag BaneThunderwolf
Still Cam DoughBoy
Tailgunner BaneThunderwolf
Tool Bag fstop
Wookiee Bag Leotard
Division: MAD
Date: 04/09/2016
Status: Success 
Origin: Fort Tyler
Destination: Hidden Tracks
Light Years: 11.8068
G-Well Activity: 1.0204
Technical Rating: 1.3582