Honey Buzzard
Honey Buzzard was raised from an unwanted playa beach cruiser buried high inside an airlock at Fort Sherman, given a pile of extra parts and scrap steel and acid, named after a bird that eats wasp nests, and somehow became a ship you'd want to take home and introduce to your ma.

The dual handlebars lead to an unexpectedly comforting flight experience, as you are shielded by mighty wings of chromed steel. Cognac leather handgrips and the sculptural beak basket almost make you forget the growing discomfort in your stylish rear end.


After a few too many bunny hops and heavy loads in the beak, the Buzzard began to experience...well...unexpected changes in the fork angle. Not to worry: the hull, beak, and fork ends were extracted for a ghoulish resurrection in the form of Dr. Moreau. Deadblow promises even more spikes this time.

Construction Info

Ship Status: Destroyed / Decommmissioned
Ship Class: Battleship
Ship Configuration: Fighter
Hull Material: Steel
Hull Type: Heavy Cruiser
Origin: Black Rock City via Fort Sherman
Chief Engineer: Deadblow
Builder: Deadblow
Welder: Deadblow
Commission Date: 150606
Location: Fort Sherman
Speeds: 1
Primary Retro: Coaster
Missions: 13
Light Years: 324.9236
Class: Battleship 
Configuration: Fighter 
Thrust Rating: 7.06 
Handling Rating: 5.44 
Difficulty Rating: 4.36