Reach The Beach
SCUL set out to get naked and wet together...AT A BEACH!
After an MRC incident Possum was shaken but not deterred! (like a dry martini) She quickly and gracefully took the Deck Officer helm and got down to business.
We had a small crew of lucky 13. (I forgot to count myself..cuz I don't count. But if I did, I'd get more practice, so I'd be better at it!)
We had a secret silent hammer head shark-like plot to haze Pastry Queen....which we told her about.
We stopped at JP Licks in Davis square, and got many tiny civilians excited about our spaceships, got ourselves some dairy-based fuel, though the alien all-mother told us fueling before nebula dunking and lead to cramping, and flew off folowing the far away astroid belt, Mystic.
On the way we gained a floater called Death Grip, who bravely joined us as we doffed our space suits and submerged ourselves into the healing Mystic Nebula.
On the way back we hit many black holes which sucked us in for many revolutions, we were flushed down the drain. We stopped at the dark murky swampy fortress of Dr. Claw, where Death Grip left us. We Hazed PQ mid mission so she could burn up, wake up, and make the pastries, which were hopefully nice and dry. Shortly thereafter eXceSs boiled off as well, and we continued our space-swim towards the Alewife system where we picked up two more highly excited floaters. We made our way to the Harvard system and then progressed towards the planet MIT, where AceHole injured himself chasing a waterfall cup. So many lessons to be learned about water safety!